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I think both of them came back before they were anywhere close to fit recently, which is why Isak has looked plop for a bit and Wilson has broken down again. We desperately need a third choice striker - don't think that's been mentioned.

M'Villa is what CT shouts when the pop van turns up on the estate too. He runs down the street shouting it like Sloth off the Goonies apparently. My dad was saying...

Let's just see if we're still in the draw tonight before we get cocky. I'm not sure what the FA Cup rules are on not winning by a massacre.

Bennett: But you can also look at it on the uvva side. Why can't we do what Newcastle do? Why couldn't we press so high up? Gabbiadini: Well because we- Bennett: Because WHAT? Gabbiadini: - haven't got the players- Bennett: We haven't got the players to do that! That's what I'm sayin'! Fucking hell lads.

Bennett's speech pattern is RADGE btw.

Listening to the phone in btw. The likes of Gabbiadini will absolutely know what a bunch of sensitive conspiracy theory fannies their fans are, and won't want to risk this paid gig on local radio. I honestly think there's a good chance they're chatting shite that they don't believe so as not rock the boat.

I'd fucking love these to get promoted now btw. They'd get absolutely beasted for 38 games and we would 100% take 6 points and possibly some more free drinks.

Anderson asked him what they were and he said they were a "pewer teym".

The O'Nien thing btw. Would he fuck have done the same if that was Joelinton with the ball. The big hard lad targeting a 17 year old to try and get the mongs in the crowd inside when they're already 2 nil down.

If that doesn't get you up and dancing, nothing will.

Taking the filthy Saudi £££ though. You'd think they'd be better than that.

Aye they were talking about this on the tf podcast. Their card terminals stopped working so the kids working the bar were just like "well I guess it's free then". FTM. Free Tipple Mackems.

Wtf was that recorded on?

Slow Horses is quality TV if you havent seen it. Gary Oldman is great in it.

Your limiting beliefs are holding you back.

When we go back to being the one game a week kids, anything is possible.

Fixture congestion for anyone above us is a good thing. That's why. Never step to me again.

Desperate for an equaliser here. I fucking HATE Klopp.

A replay would be great news here btw.

How the fuck are they allowed to wear white numbers on white shirts in the big televised game of the weekend?

I don't know who'd be more annoyed, the mackems or @wykikitoon

Well if you keep her out of my hair, I'll be very grateful. He did say you mentioned you had a 19 year old daughter, so I assume you were trying to sort out an arranged marriage or something.

my dad didn't say there was anything weird about it tbf. He said they had "bumped into a couple and the bloke said 'I know who you are' or 'I know who your son is' or something like that." He said it was baltic and you were just in your toon top. He also said you were one of those people that is hard to put an age on, so I told him mid 60s.

Spoke to my dad who confirmed this interaction, you fucking weirdo.

... And invest it in in two £4m players. And then saw them in half and have four £2m player portions. Maybe plant them at an allotment. I think that's what Brighton do. "The model" is like a Russian Doll of ever increasing shitness.