Gemmill

Listen, if you think I'm letting PaddockLad, Toonpack and RobinRobin monopolise the dad jokes, you are SADLY mistaken.

His favourite band is Houthi and the Blowfish.

I recorded the audio from the episode to try and spare the lugs of those who are just OVER any NUFC related content (you know who you are!) but this place doesn't accept audio files. Which is a shame cos the next thing I was gonna do was record a personal fuck off message and post that.

He's briefly on the latest Pod On The Tyne showing off the geordie he's learned and he does an absolutely PERFECT "Alreet wor kid"

Only 4 of them would bring in any sort of decent cash for me. Botman, Bruno, Joelinton and Isak. I'll pick Wilson to avoid having to pick one of them.

Wtf are Bayern doing signing Eric Dier?

Agreed, there'd be little point in carrying on.

I'm OBVIOUSLY immortal, dickheads

Agreed.

"BYEEEEE MARTIN!"

This cunt would be riding it. Highest gear so his legs are a blur but he's only going 0.5 mph faster than the old biddy walking up the hill. "Ey up Martin. What's tha mitherin' about?" "*pant* You *pant* wouldnt *pant* UNDERSTAND *pant*, Auntie *pant* June. BYEEEEE!" *30 seconds later* "You're still here, Martin. Does tha want a push?" "UGH! BYE AUNTIE JUNE!"

I picture this like a scene from a Yorkshire version of The Machine Gunners. All grazed knees, hobnail boots and snot-caked top lips.

It was working when I woke up this morning but the Deep State must have woke up not long after me and shut that shit down.

Fuck me. There isn't a tune that you could put that shite to that would make me want to listen to it. Not even Eye of the Tiger.

Dave I'm not like this cos I'm in Van Halen. I'm in Van Halen cos I'm like this.

Just don't live in a highrise until your kids are 5+.

If I was his granddaughter or his dog, I'd be seriously worried.

He just needed someone with some GRAVITAS to say it.

Also I think some might be forgetting how good a fit and firing Joe Willock is.

I think we need to move away from thinking about first 11 and who gets in ahead of them, and think more of it as a squad. I don't think you could strengthen by much, if at all, by selling Willock and using whatever that frees up to reinvest. Also, we bought Willock for 35m a couple of seasons ago, the FFP profit on him wouldn't be huge.

Admitted to raping his wife as well. He's a great bloke. I think @ewerk doppelganger Van Morrison wrote a covid protest song too.

Eric Clapton is a covid fruitloop tbf. One for @Nefilimto look into. He's suffered with hand problems for years but claimed that getting his vaccination stopped him playing his guitar altogether. Sadly the effects have worn off and the cunt is back at it. He even wrote a DOGSHIT song about the whole thing. Stick around for the AMAZING lyrics.

We need Willock back fit, not to sell him. He's class imo.

Oh god. He's here to open our eyes and reveal THE TRUTH.

A quick look at the man's twitter would suggest it's because he's mentally ill and spreading insane bullshit about covid and the vaccine, and only a prick like Tucker Carlson would give him the time of day. Let me guess though, you think he was telling a bit too much of the truth and the powers that be at Google had to shut him down? Although the link you've posted is from YouTube, so you know...