Gemmill

We're all like that.

Never in doubt, they must be making a fortune off it. Enjoyed them both so far and I didn't give a fuck about the whole Dune thing before these ones.

Just as well Ron Atkinson isn't getting punditry work these days.

They'll be all over that, the fucking stewpid cunts.

Notice this tweet has now had to be deleted, apparently cos they broke the law by including the King on their shitty advertising.

Also the great communicator that won't be held to scrutiny by the commons for ANYTHING that he's doing as foreign secretary. Easy to be a great communicator when you won't be subject to scrutiny on anything that might put you in a difficult position. Also where was this great communication during the EU referendum campaign? David Cameron is a cunt. Communication is the basic requirement for being a politician, you don't get extra marks for it, no matter how shit everyone else that's come after you is.

The same good communicator did an interview with the BBC yesterday where he refused to answer a single question on Israel-Gaza even though he's the fucking foreign secretary. So HE can fuck off, and so can everyone on twitter that's licking his balls for being able to walk and talk at the same time.

I love that they sent someone out on the news to talk about how these phishing attacks are a real concern. You know what else is a real concern? A serving MP actually falling for this and sending pictures of his tackle to someone he doesn't know on a dating app, and then finding himself a victim of blackmail leading to him providing contact details for other MPs. You know what's a further real concern? That two of the MPs whose contact details were shared immediately also shared pictures of their tackle in response to completely unsolicited flirty texts from a complete stranger. We all have training about phishing attacks at work ffs. The attacks are not the concern, it's stupid cunts falling for them. Especially when those same stupid cunts are meant to be capable of running a country.

It's fucking true though. I read something just yesterday which almost seemed to suggest that they'd plucked him from obscurity. So fucking weird.

Somebody (Alex?) might have made the Telling It Like It Is joke recently. If so, I apologise for stealing the joke.

Soccer Saturday could be quite entertaining at times tbf.

And yet Alan Brazil is still working at Talksport after following a news report on a terrorist bombing by saying that "Wayne Rooney let off three bombs of his own last night" in response to a Rooney hat trick. Wheres the justice, Jeff?!

Rodney Marsh getting sacked for making a joke about how Toon Army sounds like tsunami in the wake of an actual tsunami. If it had happened 15 years later he'd be straight on GB News decrying the woke culture at Sky which cost him his job. He'd probably have a podcast with Le Tissier called "Telling it like it is".

Man United.

Did Van Dijk just throttle someone and get no punishment for it? I only saw the end of the replay.

Chelsea not interrupting Ten Hag's progress either. Great lads. Draw works fine for us there.

Aye I've given up on getting excited when Liverpool concede or go behind. They're fucking relentless. I hate them and don't want them to win the league, but it would be fair enough if they did.

I fully agree.

Chelsea 2 up. Wonder if Man United are about to get a long overdue shoeing.

Sounds like the sort of clued-up, responsible behaviour you want from the people running the country. This was the lad trying to hound the speaker out recently. I wonder how he feels today about making a mistake, apologising for it, and being given the benefit of the doubt by your colleagues.

in an ocean of absolute crap, this one truly stands out as a solid gold turd. @Zathrasplease put this thread out of its misery.

A few on here will be rethinking their abuse of him after that latest video, I know that. GSP has got nothing on AP.

Now under investigation by CCHQ and may be expelled from the party. He should announce that he's leaving immediately because he doesn't want to be a party that considers Suella Braverman and Robert Jenrick as potential leadership candidates. Don't let them throw you out ffs.

I just hope you copy and pasted that. Actually I don't, I hope you typed the lot out.