Gemmill

These are absolutely on one today. We needed them to have an off day and us to get lucky. FYI, that's not what's happening.

We might get paggered here.

Fuck me, this commentary team.

Ah fuck off. Get these relegated for financial irregularities.

Close again.

Alright Fletch and McCoist. We get it, you want to make a big deal of the fact the keeper wouldn't have got injured if the flag went up straight away. But that's not how it works anymore.

Can't hurt that we've killed their keeper.

In case anyone hadn't realised, we'll have to up our levels tonight cos this lot aren't Sunderland. Searing insight from Rio.

https://trainingground.guru/articles/head-physio-leaves-newcastle-united-after-15-months Related?

Oof that's a serious dressing! Hope you're alright and that it recovers quickly. Newcastle's injury crisis is spreading.

Annie go Night Night (ingale)

Aye I'm enjoying S2. Must have been some bang on the head for him to end up with that Aussie lass though.

I'd face a firing squad before I fought for this shithole.

Is it your gavel hand?

Listen, if you think I'm letting PaddockLad, Toonpack and RobinRobin monopolise the dad jokes, you are SADLY mistaken.

His favourite band is Houthi and the Blowfish.

I recorded the audio from the episode to try and spare the lugs of those who are just OVER any NUFC related content (you know who you are!) but this place doesn't accept audio files. Which is a shame cos the next thing I was gonna do was record a personal fuck off message and post that.

He's briefly on the latest Pod On The Tyne showing off the geordie he's learned and he does an absolutely PERFECT "Alreet wor kid"

Only 4 of them would bring in any sort of decent cash for me. Botman, Bruno, Joelinton and Isak. I'll pick Wilson to avoid having to pick one of them.

Wtf are Bayern doing signing Eric Dier?

Agreed, there'd be little point in carrying on.

I'm OBVIOUSLY immortal, dickheads

Agreed.

"BYEEEEE MARTIN!"

This cunt would be riding it. Highest gear so his legs are a blur but he's only going 0.5 mph faster than the old biddy walking up the hill. "Ey up Martin. What's tha mitherin' about?" "*pant* You *pant* wouldnt *pant* UNDERSTAND *pant*, Auntie *pant* June. BYEEEEE!" *30 seconds later* "You're still here, Martin. Does tha want a push?" "UGH! BYE AUNTIE JUNE!"