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When I first held it in the shop, I was like "this is not a guitar" but you quickly get past it and actually it becomes one of the best things about it. You could walk round the house with this thing round your neck all day and barely notice it. You wouldn't even have to turn sideways going through doors cos of the lack of headstock.

I'm not sentence expert.

Don't talk yourself down man.

What's the prognosis, Isegrim? All good? Is that your gripping it hand?

The amount of time, money and energy that's being expended on this policy is disgusting. Country is dropping to fucking bits and it's ALL these pricks will talk about.

All charges were dropped.

Never knowingly impregnated.

If you want to be taking drugs and humping birds, you've got to not have kids AMIRITE GUYS? GUYS?

I assume he made his money from the TV show and his other business interests, cos mining only ever costs him money. He fucking LOVES ignoring Dave Turin's advice. Todd's dad BTW. With that fucking voice. The number of times he prays for gold and the number of times his prayers go unanswered. You'd think he'd eventually get the message.

The best thing about Gold Rush is Todd Hoffman's bulletproof confidence to continually overrule everyone he works with, despite continued failures. The bloke is basically Homer Simpson with a goatee. BTW he's now a recording artist too.

Aye it's radge. Some of the near misses on the featured boats are mental, and there's a few deaths on other boats throughout the series.

Absolutely love it. It's ridiculously light (think it's just under 2kg) and it means I can sit and practice and a) not end up crippled later and b) not be thinking I need to stop soon or I'll end up crippled. It's so fucking easy to play too and it NEVER goes out of tune.

I've got terrible news for you. Old Dakota died last year. Gold Rush White Water is him and his son diving for gold in river rapids. That's decent while you're on your break. There's only a few seasons of that.

You'll soon get sick - the formula never changes. Have you met Tony Beats yet? Deadliest Catch is the same. Mint for a while then it's just the same episode/series every time. At least with DC there's genuine peril though - that's a serious job!

Todd Hoffman Gold Rush?

They can't find someone who's NOT from Greater Manchester to ref a game in which Manchester City are involved though!?

Doesn't look like Ten Hag's luck is running out any time soon.

If it's right, I probably said it at some point.

I wasn't aware they broadcast MOTD on weekends when we get beat.

Shopiping though?

Aye I expected us to get rodded by these today. That we didn't is a sort of positive - the defensive organisation, I mean. The manner of the defeat is devastating (a-fucking-gain) but the defeat itself should really have been expected.

That's not a Trippier mistake man. It was just class football from them.

Ah man I'm sick for our lads here. So close again.

Well that can fuck off. Brilliant ball and class first touch from that little cunt Bobb.

How much time is the ref finding here?