Gemmill

Check complete dickheads!

Omg please tell me they're not gonna manufacture a lifeline for Spurs here with a VAR penalty.

Vot De VOT?!

Isak is having Van De Ven's life here.

Anderson looking good. Van De Ven briefly vertical.

Angela looks livid. I need a replay of Gordon's goal cos the DPD man turned up.

We want 6!

Put that fast Dutch cunt on his arse too. How fast is he sat on his backside lads?

Isak is fucking lethal. One of those players where you know he's not missing in that position. Brilliant battling from Gordon.

Get in!

I'd love to hoy darts at Maddison.

Please tell me Maddison is getting a card for that. Ffs.

We're doing alright but they've got terrifying pace up front.

Aye it's ridiculous.

Ange asking Eddie where the fackin hot chick with the violin is. "Mate I'm telling yer, it's fackin doinamoite."

I'd take a draw right now.

I've been to Cozumel cos I'm a cut above Renton.

Be interesting to see whether James Maddison gets one free punch per game, or if that was just a one-off.

It was the typo I was pointing out, PIGFACE!

Tono Livramento on the bench.

Yeah that's quite expensive.

Anybody got any interest in Ableton Live Lite? I've got Ableton already but I've bought a couple of things recently where Live Lite came bundled with them so I've got two activation codes going spare. I think I could just give out the activation codes and you could register them to yourselves.

"The diaries didn't allow for a pre-season game". It wasn't the Bilbao lads going "u que mate? Sunderland who?!"

SLUMLORD ITT!

The way Starmer keeps saying he's confident she hasn't broken the rules - he hasn't seen the legal advice, but his team has and he'll have reassurances from them to be saying it's all fine. Otherwise it's his rep on the line too. I'd be amazed if the legal advice says anything other than "nothing to see here".