Gemmill

Well allow me to immediately send you a picture of my penis, Abi.

You'll all be absolutely thrilled to hear that Silva has been complaining at Dubravka going down injured and frequently breaking up play.

😬😬😬

Looking forward to some Marco Silva salty, salty tears in the interview.

Great result. Shame West Ham won but surely Man United are dropping points this weekend.

Here we go. Another Kingston Park Supplex incoming.

Candlelight vigil with his vegan mates when they hear about the tree.

Tannoy announcer says a tree has fallen down in the winds. Hope it's landed on Rennie's motorbike.

Schar needs to forget about runs like that at this stage of the game tbh.

Bruno nearly broke his knee.

Up yours Rennie!

Spunkrod Gillet at it again. Hang your heads, Australians!

I am fucking sick of VAR. It's fucking never ending. As soon as anyone scores, they're looking for reasons to disallow. Here he fucking goes to the telly. Fuck this game.

Dear me, are they gonna fucking disallow this?!

Fish and chip power!

Uriah Rennie's looking well.

Silva's tears will be something else if we win this. Brentford 3-2 up at Villa! CL is back on!

I'll give it an hour.

Brentford pegging Villa back to 2-2 from 2 down. Unai nee baals!

Looks like Schar had the fish and chips too.

Fish and chips. Was decent. It was either F&C or steak and ale pie.

He seems to think he can score from anywhere ever since the Spurs goal. Makes loads of idiotic decisions.

I was out for a late lunch and missed the first half. Sounds like the players knew it. Things will change second half.

Speaking of beasts, we haven't heard much of late from the Beast of Boldon.

I mean, come on. This needs to stop.