Gemmill

Enjoyed Sunak's irritated nerd energy at his completely pointless press conference today. Basically called a press conference to preemptively blame the HOL if the Rwanda Bill gets delayed, and then got his arse handed to him by journalists. He's fucking pathetic. Sounded like Richard Ayoade answering the phone on the IT Crowd.

Aye sorry to hear that, job insecurity is absolute bollocks.

Have we got any other Toontastic divorcees, or did you all just stay in your unhappy marriages?

I had to sit through all of this cos my lass wanted to watch it. Not as bad as some of the shit she watches tbf.

There's been a new addition to the household in the last couple of weeks. She's fucking tiny, only 2.8kg, and she's fully grown. Called her KATO in honour of the Pink Panther style surprise attacks that she likes to carry out on the dog.

The world's coolest dog in his going out gear.

When you finally get that dog, Dave, your very next purchase will be the right gear to walk it in. I can understand why a child alone isn't enough to inspire this in you.

Paul is the worst. I'm hoping Harry can get the cunt out.

The grandstanding, the secret meetings, and the threats, and they all couldn't give a fuck really. It's just a big game to these pricks. https://x.com/BestForBritain/status/1747735388678979815?s=20 Good from the brummie radgepacket.

Charlotte doing that task the other day wearing next to nowt was a sight to behold.

When I first held it in the shop, I was like "this is not a guitar" but you quickly get past it and actually it becomes one of the best things about it. You could walk round the house with this thing round your neck all day and barely notice it. You wouldn't even have to turn sideways going through doors cos of the lack of headstock.

I'm not sentence expert.

Don't talk yourself down man.

What's the prognosis, Isegrim? All good? Is that your gripping it hand?

The amount of time, money and energy that's being expended on this policy is disgusting. Country is dropping to fucking bits and it's ALL these pricks will talk about.

All charges were dropped.

Never knowingly impregnated.

If you want to be taking drugs and humping birds, you've got to not have kids AMIRITE GUYS? GUYS?

I assume he made his money from the TV show and his other business interests, cos mining only ever costs him money. He fucking LOVES ignoring Dave Turin's advice. Todd's dad BTW. With that fucking voice. The number of times he prays for gold and the number of times his prayers go unanswered. You'd think he'd eventually get the message.

The best thing about Gold Rush is Todd Hoffman's bulletproof confidence to continually overrule everyone he works with, despite continued failures. The bloke is basically Homer Simpson with a goatee. BTW he's now a recording artist too.

Aye it's radge. Some of the near misses on the featured boats are mental, and there's a few deaths on other boats throughout the series.

Absolutely love it. It's ridiculously light (think it's just under 2kg) and it means I can sit and practice and a) not end up crippled later and b) not be thinking I need to stop soon or I'll end up crippled. It's so fucking easy to play too and it NEVER goes out of tune.

I've got terrible news for you. Old Dakota died last year. Gold Rush White Water is him and his son diving for gold in river rapids. That's decent while you're on your break. There's only a few seasons of that.

You'll soon get sick - the formula never changes. Have you met Tony Beats yet? Deadliest Catch is the same. Mint for a while then it's just the same episode/series every time. At least with DC there's genuine peril though - that's a serious job!

Todd Hoffman Gold Rush?