Gemmill

Speaking of building your hopes up for Sunday, we can still finisb 6th lads. Stranger things have happened on the last day of a PL season.

What a world we live in, man. Stupidity is now considered a virtue.

Stick the April match from last season in there too, and we were coming off a run of three wins on the bounce. Against Man United. Aye we got beat last night and it's incredibly disappointing because of the context, but we don't need to overreact.

Our record against them this season. P3, W2 L1. Trajectory all in our favour. They're the ones that should be worried, not us.

Two seasons ago we were a club in perennial relegation battles, and we turned up last night having already beaten these twice this season, home and away. These are the stats from the home PL game. We absolutely battered them, and we had the better of the action last night, and we're probably about to finish ahead of them in the league. I haven't posted the EFL stats cos they don't collect as many in that competition. This is two seasons after being permanent relegation battlers. I would say we're at least on a level with them now, although I actually think we're better than them. And if we've made up that much ground, that quickly, we'll kick on from here. The tide is turning, but even Man City can turn up to their place and get beat. I kept your comments about Trippier in cos I think they're incredibly harsh and, days on from you going in on people for criticising Almiron, Burn, etc, a little hypocritical.

Wilson back as well.

Lads, it's touching that you think my predictions are so powerful that they affect the result. Right let's get an equaliser ffs.

"going forward". This isn't your Teams meeting, FARTFACE.

Start Joelinton and Pope on Sunday.

It'll soften the blow if Ten Hag is still on the touchline for these come August. Howe and Tindall look livid. We're hoying the season away here.

Get Pope in for the last game ffs.

Celtic have just won their 54th title, one short of Rangers "world record" 55. Fuck off Scotland man, you silly billies.

My naughty telly's fell over so I'm having to listen on talksport. Casemiro and Evans at the back, Fernandes and McTominay sharing striker duties, we should have fucking battered these tonight. Really disappointing.

Come on lads. Won't get a better chance EVER.

Dubravka's ball that.

Fair play Murphy.

Get in!

Brighton haven't had a shot on target, the arseholes.

VAR "sticking to the high threshold" apparently. This is the problem Lineker talks about. They get criticised for giving an easy one, so they raise the threshold, then they get criticised for not giving one, so they lower the threshold. It's not the fucking threshold that's the problem here lads. You don't not give a penalty today cos some silly cunt gave a wrongun at the weekend.

Should be an 18 certificate when they've got Rooney on. The bloke is a fucking gargoyle.

"Little bit of luck with the penalty decision" says Keane. I mean, a blatant penalty not given is not a little bit of luck. Cunt.

Still loads left in this. I'd get Joelinton and the Barndog on sharpish in the second half though.

Aye fair play, Murphy.

Here Murphy, fuck off man.

I don't know why players still appeal for offside while the ball's still in play. It just distracts you and if it's offside it'll get picked by VAR. The linesman isn't putting the flag up anyway unless it's Bayern v Real.