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I hope they blow the title on the last day of the season. Try and see him do his farewell three pump salute to the fans in those circumstances.

Either way....

Honestly, the best thing to do is to see a financial advisor. They'll do a "financial health" type review and make sure you've got sensible life/illness insurance in place to look after your family if anything happens to you. But then they'll go through current retirement plans (hopes!) and tell you whether a) you're on track or b) you need to do x, y and z to get there. It doesn't cost you anything cos they make their money from commissions on, for example, you taking out the insurances that they recommend you to. But they'll go through and show you how your pension would kick in post retirement and what level of lifestyle it would support and for how long etc. It just means you're informed - it might be that they tell you that you're set fair and you can get whatever car you like, but at least you know. I've got a mate who does all this shit for me if you were ever interested and didnt know where to go. My advice is get all the insurances in place when you're younger and definitely BEFORE you've got a pacemaker. It doesn't matter how much I explain that my pacemaker cured my issue and I'm not at any risk, they have a box that they tick that says pacemaker and your premiums go WILD.

If he wins this tonight, the army should be promoting him to some sort of intelligence role.

Choosing a car lease payment over your pension is OK if you're in your 20s. I mean it's still wrong, but it's understandable. At your age, @Kid Dynamite, it's pension all the way I'm afraid. Join the Ford Focus club with yours truly.

I'd take it to the top of his golden escalator and let him sign out in style with a rattly luge run.

If he read this, he wouldn't be very happy with yourself.

When I worked at Virgin Money, the CEO got this weird obsession with hiring ex army people to senior positions. It was some link to a charity which placed ex forces people back into civilian jobs. Anyway, as part of this, they quite regularly had army recruitment people actually at head office, trying to recruit call centre kids to leave the bank and join the army. Weird as fuck!

BANGER! BRING IT ON IVAN!

One thing is for fucking certain. If I get called up, I'm doing patrols listening to Stan Ridgway's Camouflage on a loop. What a way to go out.

Given that they don't have enough gear for the current armed forces, I don't know how they'd propose to do this. Unless they've got us doing street patrols with a colander on our head and a fly swatter.

Right I'll get back to you in a bit. At the vet with the cat atm.

Also, does the original data have the same column headings? That bit's important. And did you say some columns contain a timestamp which you don't care about? I'll PM you.

OK so if your company has enterprise licences, you can link direct to the share point and you just press refresh in your spreadsheet and it spits out your new table. Failing that, we just shift the excel somewhere else. Is the above first screenshot an exact version of what the spreadsheet looks like? This one: And how many times does it do the test? Are your possible combos basically Pass first time, no second test Fail first time, pass second test Fail first time, fail second time And you want all of the ones that fall into category 3, and don't care about the others?

Dave. Stay focused. Where does the initial data come from? Are you copying it in from somewhere? Do you get an output from some system?

Yeah Dave, we're using power query here fo sho. It'll spit out a table with only the rows you want to see, no formulas required. Where does the initial data come from? Does that get spat out of some system as a csv? Do you have one continuous file for this or do you get a new one each day?

I'd be running through a crowded penalty box shouting "MIIIIINE!"

The only thing I'd be doing is to look to header the nuclear missile back in their direction. You want that thing landing directly on your forehead to ensure you don't accidentally survive for a bit.

Touch of the Steve McClarens there.

Harry is tremendous at this game #traitorsbantz

We're the keep it shtum kids these days. Anyone trying to buy from us won't give us the same courtesy cos they'll be keen to stabilise the player. Whereas anyone we're looking to buy from will be under orders to keep it on the DL cos that's the way we operate. That's my theory for why there's a lot of noise about outgoings and little about incomings anyway.

Re Phillips, on paper he would have been a great choice, but he's barely played in 2 years and Man City obviously wanted to take the piss on the fee. It would have taken the rest of this season to get him up to speed in Howe's system at the cost of £7m.

I mean, I gave you the clues to become self sufficient, but NO, you need to be spoon fed. https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/chrome-audio-capture/kfokdmfpdnokpmpbjhjbcabgligoelgp?utm_source=ext_app_menu Add that to your chrome. You can play the clip and start and stop the audio capture. It's not just recording through your mic, it seems to be extracting the audio from that specific tab, so it doesn't matter if you're making noise and moaning to your lass about something, or if your computer makes some system noise. Once it's finished, stop the capture and save as an MP3. You'll have to do one for each song cos it tops out at 20 minutes of recording, but then you'll have an MP3 for each one.

Wickes vs B&Q is your Blur vs Oasis.

More pain for Sunak tonight. Simon Clarke calling for him to go in the Telegraph. I mean it's the Simon Clarke who still thinks Liz Truss was what the country needed, but he's still a former cabinet member. Fucking love watching this lot in a tailspin.