Gemmill

The average age of the Chelsea team at the end of the game was 22 vs 24 for Liverpool apparently.

Chelsea might be looking for a new manager.

KCG's profile pic has got a "MAGA Patriot. These colours don't run." twitter bio written all over it.

Carragher trying to claim this is up there with Klopp's CL win. "This win tells you football isn't all about money" Yeah it's a real David and Goliath fixture. A giant killing! THIS is why I didn't want these cunts to win.

Gary Neville calling Chelsea "the blue billion pound bottle-jobs". Wtf. I don't like Chelsea but he'd go fucking spare if someone said something like that about his beloved Man United.

Gross.

I've probably watched about 45 minutes now, aye. It's actually been fairly eventful from what I've seen. I just really want to see Klopp's gob go wonky if they lose.

Liverpool's largely asthmatic squad have had a quick puff of their inhalers at full time by the look of it.

I've watched I Dream Of Wires, a documentary about synthesisers, and dropped off/picked up my lass from town.

Fuck off again.

Conor Gallagher. Just fuck off mate.

Lads, I get what you're saying, but picture Klopp doing his three pump salute to all four sides of the ground. Cos that's what will happen if Liverpool win. I want him to win nowt and leave on a huge damp squib.

I've just put the Carabao final on, 30 seconds later and I want Chelsea to win. Fuck Klopp.

This lot are so tied in knots, it's fucking ridiculous. The far right has got the government in a figure four leglock. Apparently what Anderson said wasn't islamophobic either, according to Dowden.

LIAR! You'd be 11th if you'd picked up the points you actually deserve. LIAR!

Your expected points league table. Fucking Man United. Should be bottom half ffs. Spurs as well, 10 points better off than they should be. https://understat.com/league/EPL

Take this out on Blackburn and all will be forgotten.

That's that.

Miley's passing is excellent. He gets shown up for what he is on nights like this, but he's gonna be a really good player by the look of it.

The comeback's on here. Their magic inhalers have worn off.

I'd take 7th and smashing some shite sides up with our second string in the Conference League.

Arsenal are pressing us fucking relentlessly and they're very good at it. These aren't unforced errors we're making. They're just all over us. We're probably a decade behind this lot in terms of squad and club development. Us doing anything tonight was a massive ask. It's not a case of "well why can't we just be better than this".