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Everything that's wrong with the punditry game in a nutshell there. If you've got someone openly admitting he doesn't know the rules of the game he's commentating on, maybe it's time to give someone else a go ffs. I'd have lasses doing all games these days to try and goad Barton into saying something that'll get him jailed.

Alreet DICKO!

Dixon demanding the linesman put his flag up even though they're told not to. He's fucking junior Lawrenson.

These two arseholes still going on about the handball ffs. Absolute embarrassment. Dixon nearly got it earlier when he mithered "probably cos he wasn't the one that actually scored", but still puzzling over it.

Great finish BTW. Lee Dixon and Tyldesley chatting pure shite here as normal about the "handball". Learn the rules you stupid cunts. Dixon sounds like he's auditioning for a gig as a snooker commentator.

That's never handball so they can fuck off with disallowing this.

Wilson going off wouldn't be bad news. He's been decent for them.

Oooo now who's being negative.

Lee Dixon man. You really have to try to speak in that much of a monotone.

Aye I don't understand the Livramento thing. The lad is class.

Lee Dixon on co-comms. The only ex footballer I've ever got a reply from on twitter after I slagged his shit patter off. He replied with a completely blank tweet. RATTLED!

Have we got VAR tonight? They had it last night in the Spurs game.

Howe looks like he's lying out of his arse when he talked about Miggy being ill. Couldn't keep the smile off his face.

The two going up the wall looked decent too. Saturday night fandango!

CT will be saving that one down to his special folder.

Tremendous travelator action there. Great build up for the match.

Mark Clatterburg doing the Gladiators Readyyyy role ffs.

Great nostalgia blast tbf.

Lads I'm watching Gladiators til just before kick off. I'll have to catch LW at half time.

I use a browser for twitter cos the app is shite. And I go to twitter.com rather than x. Then, instead of using the share button, I just copy the url for the tweet. You have to click into the tweet, you can't just share from your timeline, but that's how I do it.

Start at the new place a week on Monday. I'll get back to you. On paper it's the same job I've done the past 5 years, which has been alright. If I'm honest though, I'm basically fully focused on retiring 12 years from now. That's the goal anyway. Any jobs I have between now and then are about ticking the years off, and not much more.

All perfectly normal behaviour. On BBC News this morning they mentioned a teacher interrupting the kids in the middle of an exam to tell them.

@LongTimeAdmirer

Sunderland take the lead, absolutely ruining the mackem from work's day out. Mickey B's flipped the script on him.

Lewk the mag being a mag again.