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We'll empty Old Trafford by the 75th minute. BOOKMARK THIS.

"was". Thank you for your loyalty.

Someone wants HOCKLE on their paisley MONSTROSITY shirt.

I'm EVERYBODY'S favourite poster.

I will HOCKLE on your purple hoodie.

I mean I don't know how well he handled himself there, he just kept getting completely splattered. He was game though.

Listen CHEESEDICK. Only I can pull of the caps lock posts, and it's indicative of your DISMAL outlook that you are remotely concerned about these overtaking us. You are now the only person on here with TWO apologies to make. Let's hope we don't end up with more.

He just looked like he was made to play football, Maradona.

For people who like to push the "OMG ANOTHER BAD PREDICTION" fake news. This one was met with... "We NEVER finish above them!" Apologise below if you want, or just PM me if it's too much for you to do it publicly.

Have a class time.

Grown ups only. NOT FOR THE BOGANS!

Table sorted by Expected Points. Man United in 15th - Ten Hag is miles worse than the real table suggests. Check out West Ham btw, in case you're feeling sorry for Moyes. Also, Villa and Spurs vs us. Villa 14 points better off than they should be. Wait til next season when they've got CL.

Ratcliffe will turn this around once he's got the purchase ledger team in the office 5 days a week.

YOU GOT IT!

The way Glasner has these playing in next to no time is pretty impressive.

With any luck we'll be 5 points (effectively 6) ahead of them when we go to their place. They'll need snookers. It's Chelsea we need to be watching now.

Three!

Man United's defending again.

Good lads Palace.

https://bylinetimes.com/2022/03/30/laura-kuenssberg-bbc-political-editor-was-a-catastrophic-systemic-failure/ This is old but pretty much nails the problem with her.

"Nobody wants to stay, and we'll lose the good players we've got, but if we can get some good players we'll get promoted." Backwards.

Roy Crossed Over.

I've finished it now, you fucking PLUMS!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/may/05/rishi-sunak-tories-local-elections-thurrock-tory-council Really good.