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Aye, he sounds pretty binary with stuff like this, so it could be as simple as this kid will not start games for me until he respects me and his teammates enough to turn up to training on time.... Or until it's a straight choice between him and Paul Dummett.

She's not gonna stand at the next election, it turns out. I think Starmer would have had some splaining to do if they'd fielded her as a candidate at the GE. This softens the blow for the left of what is a canny weird defection, but is basically just an exercise in kicking Sunak when he's down.

Payback for Rolf Harris.

Well that was shite as usual. If Sunak had any hope of his benches supporting him, it disappeared with the Elphicke news. The whole thing was done in near silence.

Tory benches completely flat.

"Coooo-eeee!"

Isn't she an immigration nut, patrolling the South Coast looking for small boats? Or am I getting mixed up?

Has the Halloween one got the music on it? Worth it just for that.

Being in the market for a Cozier-Duberry sounds like you're looking for an upgrade on your winter hat.

Us trying to pilfer Arsenal prospects. Probably not a bad policy.

Stick it up your khyber, Kylian.

Pele fucked his legacy with the Viagra ads tbh.

A example of what I was on about the other day re cost cutting and the cracks that will be everywhere.

Their manager was top of Feyenoord's list if Slot had left for Spurs last summer. So he must have something about him.

Pearson. Nailed on.

Most of the outliers will be the ones Portuguese Freddie Mercury has pinged in from all areas.

I wonder if Mbeumo meets Howe's physical requirements. He looks very short to me.

Hey fuckheads, when you do x and two initials that only make sense in your head, the joke only makes sense in your head. And maybe one other gom that's on your SHITE level. YSFCs.

Aye they've got Arsenal then us, then Brighton away. Early finishes at OT for the next two matches.

We'll empty Old Trafford by the 75th minute. BOOKMARK THIS.

"was". Thank you for your loyalty.