Gemmill

Help! The Fred and Rose West of Toontastic are upon me!

I've got two mates that have come back from stag do's permanently disabled. One spinal injury, now in a wheelchair for life, the other brain injury, also in a wheelchair. Not to put a downer on your weekend ( ) but take care!

Note: POSTED ON REQUEST. Just the 13 points ahead of expectation.

I'll not show you the expected points table for the Bundesliga for this season because you all find it so upsetting, but suffice to say THEY'VE ABSOLUTELY STOLEN THE CUNT.

Sounds like they're owed some bad luck tbh. Fuck them!

Are Leverkusen still unbeaten in all competitions? So far tonight anyway.

Mint. There's a documentary called Rise of the Synths that's narrated by John Carpenter, all about Synthwave music and the resurgence of that 80s sound. It's a decent watch if you're into that sort of thing.

Hope it goes well strawb.

Charged with being SEXY AS HELL. "Take him down!" said the judge.

No it doesn't. There are multiple points on the body that can be offside. It has to interpolate a position for ALL of them across multiple players, and then determine which is furthest forward at the point of contact. Which is why it's not fucking happening.

I said that in my post about foot to ball. It can't predict player movement though.

I think the frame thing will persist even with computers. There was an incident recently where they put the VAR audio up and the bloke on VAR was saying right, frame 1 or 2, and there was a canny difference between them both. But the camera only takes so many frames per seconds. You could ask the computer to take the two frames and attempt to interpolate the exact point at which foot hit ball, but then what do you do with the attacker/defender? You can't really do the same with both of them cos there isn't an object (foot) moving towards another object (ball). You've got different limbs moving in different directions and stuff. You need to take the frozen picture linked to the frame selected. Anyway, a very long winded way of saying that the camera frame thing is unavoidable, in which I got to impress you all by using the word interpolate.

Should have rode your bike there, you lazy cunt.

Not dissimilar to what Toonpack posted earlier.

Deadline Day "expert" Dharmesh angling for an extra day of pay from Sky.

He's gonna balls this right up and it's gonna be GREAT.

Turning people's work lives upside down, giving them an effective pay cut through commuting costs, and giving them less than a month's notice that it's happening man. There'll be people with dogs that will now have to go to day care, kids that will need picking up from school by someone, etc etc. And all for what man, it's not gonna improve the performances on the pitch one iota if the admin assistant on £18k a year comes into the office or not. He's obviously just a proper, nasty cunt.

Man United's new Chief Arsehole Officer update.

Trump having to sit and listen to this.

HamasmanHeyman.