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Too busy jamming those two packs of Kinder into his face to get down the front in his usual spot.

Aye I've had the finger a couple of times. First time was a young, bonny GP. Not great for either of us.

What's very clear is you protesting too much.

A decision we'll all have to make soon lads. How to react when the finger goes up.

Imagine how organised German organised crime is.

I love this kid. I wouldn't be too worried about Isak this weekend either. Play Miggy, Gordon and Murphy as the front 3 with Barnes expected to be on the bench. Tino and Hall too at a push as wide replacements. Definitely don't rush Isak or Wilson back.

Excellent analysis towards the end on the impact of the injuries and the fixture pile-up. It really has been a fucking disaster for our season. Anyone scoffing at fatigue as a reason/excuse needs to stick it up their arse. We've won all of our games that immediately follow a break, be it international or winter. Give Eddie Howe time on the training ground, and the lads even the merest of rests, and they're back to being class.

Fuck off Brentford man.

Powerful "Dear Slim" vibes.

Spurs high line is having its anus probed. 1 nil Brentford.

No sign of the lad PL was on about, Snoop N'Doggie?! Must be injured.

We're all huge Brentford fans tonight.

I'd get him doing the Timewarp. Works all the major leg muscles and the pelvic thrust section is killer for your groin.

They don't have advertisers, do they? It's just Google ads as far as I can see, so it'll just be whatever the dopey twats have been googling last. best knife to kill a mag with how do you get shit out of sofa cushions Stuff like that.

Decent from Starmer.

Are they holding their phone torches up, the fucking twats?

I enjoyed Jenas's description of Villa's performance as "bland". Game recognise game.

Found footage DIY.

That interview with Gordon that I posted above goes into that. You might have already seen it on last night's coverage.

Great, this. Absolutely delighted to watch the PL's resident hipster cunts try and be clever from the kick off and concede within 20 seconds.

Listen to Martin Tyler's commentary here man. A portrait of disappointment. He's fucking GUTTED.

Toontastic resident size queen.