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Hopefully we don't need them, but Livramento, Barnes, Wilson and Hall are all potential attacking options.

Werner is an absolute bottler. Challenges and chances.

This lunchtime kick off is one of those rare occasions where it'll be hilarious whoever wins.

Scum.

We're below them currently, David.

You're right, we should know our place. I'm sorry for DARING to suggest that we could finish above Man United.

Ah that's a shame. Apollo Creed Whoever he was in Predator Action Jackson Great stuff.

He's got the haircut of a keen LARPer.

I think I read somewhere that it's the EFL's doing. So it doesn't mess with their schedule as much.

Everton are going down is this seasons Everton are going down, you violent sex offender.

Re not finishing above them. I dunno if you've noticed, but THINGS HAVE CHANGED!

They're absurdly lucky to the point where I suppose you eventually have to concede that there's something more than just luck there? But I still think Ten Hag is a bang average manager getting results through, like you say, individual quality. Like they're almost getting results in spite of his efforts, not because of them. I would expect us to cruise past them in the second half of the season as we get people back and benefit from being on the training ground more.

If we were, it would have been Mike Ashley absolutely loving a rule that said he couldn't spend any money.

It's good that this has happened cos the PL won't like a dent to its "box office" reputation. Hopefully it hastens a fix to the ridiculous current situation where clubs with perfectly sustainable business models are being prevented from progressing.

Alreet Jurgen!

Hayden out on loan to QPR to the end of the season.

Powerful "Dear Slim" vibes.

Moral of the story here is don't have a cunt's goal celebration. Also don't get mouthy in flip flops and shinpads.

Too busy jamming those two packs of Kinder into his face to get down the front in his usual spot.

Aye I've had the finger a couple of times. First time was a young, bonny GP. Not great for either of us.

What's very clear is you protesting too much.

A decision we'll all have to make soon lads. How to react when the finger goes up.

Imagine how organised German organised crime is.

I love this kid. I wouldn't be too worried about Isak this weekend either. Play Miggy, Gordon and Murphy as the front 3 with Barnes expected to be on the bench. Tino and Hall too at a push as wide replacements. Definitely don't rush Isak or Wilson back.