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I think Forest have got a point here mind. If Attwell is a Luton fan, of course you don't give him the VAR job with 5 games to go when the two are in a relegation battle together. And if Webb didn't know, he's not really doing his job. But once he does know, he has to sort it out. Cos now even if Attwell somehow really thought he got those decisions right, the whole thing still LOOKS like it reeks.

There's only one solution here. I'll let you do the honours.

Getty images. It's the real deal. I'm actually hearing that he's stood on the podium here.

Savanta just announced they made a mistake with their polling last week and actually Andy Street is 3 points behind Labour for the West Midlands mayoral race. There's no such thing as a good day for Rishi Sunak. Karma has cancelled the bloke.

I'm well into Vorders these days. She looks like a walking sex doll and basically sounds like she's up for owt. Plus she fucking hates the Tories.

Great perspective shot. "What time was this press conference meant to start?" "I'm here! Guys! I'm here!"

@LeonardLeazes It's one of ours taking the piss out of them for their banners last time. Which actually successfully makes us the twats this time.

The problem with changing the definition, as one of the Aussie lads pointed out the other day, is that you just shift the argument. What's clear daylight, etc, and some dick is drawing the same lines in a different place. As long as video reviews exist, the game is fucked in terms of that "sporting moment" being stolen. I was in favour of it coming in cos I thought it would be used to fix howlers. But the implementation has properly fucked things up. I'd rather they did away with it and the DRS thing is as good an idea as anything. Cos that really does have the potential to fix howlers. One review per half, if you review and you're right you retain it, if not, then you're at the mercy of onfield decisions for the rest of that 45.

Anderson gets corned beef face when he's run about a bit as well.

Side on, Harvey Barnes and the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang childcatcher are the same person. That's how Howe tells him and Anderson apart.

Been lifting with Adam P.

Problem then is the argument just shifts to whether the bloke really needed to draw the lines or whether it was obvious with the naked eye. I think you could see that that bloke yesterday was offside before the line was even drawn. But then maybe that's just an argument for making me the universal VAR overlord.

If we're going with 30 seconds, they absolutely have to play the Countdown music in the ground. Fans singing along and a brand new moment of celebration on the "boooooo" sound as the clock runs out.

The rule should be that if the goal is clearly fucking hilarious, then VAR isn't allowed to intervene. Use yesterday's goal as the test case.

I still absolutely love how brittle this Man United team is though. And how brittle their arrogant manager will be when he's questioned by Man United journalists in the press conference later.

Wtf was that? Looked like he was booting the ball back to kids at the park. Silly cunt.

Casmiro. Clever cunt.

The exertion, and the players' further disillusionment with the Mekon will cost them in the run-in. Even if they do now go through.

He's offside. Fucking hell man. I mean he is offside but VAR can't half ruin a moment. Jesus Christ.

Here we go. VAR to the rescue?

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Stavros Flatley at Forest has fully lost it.

Man United starting a 3 game week off with 120 minutes at Wembley as well. Sheffield United and Burnley aren't exactly the toughest opposition but neither of them is 8th in the Championship.

Cant help himself can he. Nobody does arrogance like the Dutch.

Wright and whoever the lass pundit is sitting laughing at Keane.