Gemmill

Fucks sake.

Get in!

Ref starting the match before Local Hero has finished. DISRESPECTFUL. The dopey bloke on the PA had to do his "Enjoy the game!" after it had started.

I posted this before I watched it. The fact he claims Lewis Hall has "really done well at Newcastle this season, being one of the standout players when he's on the pitch" suggests he's absolutely full of shit.

Assuming there isn't a winner thanks to all the fucking ridiculous VAR time. How did that decision take that long man? Is Branthwaite offside? No. Then it's a goal.

Aye, absolute summers. Good result for the entire world this. Not much use to either of them.

Listen, the most important thing here is that you enjoyed having to post a picture of Maxi's much more successful replacement.

Hopefully we don't need them, but Livramento, Barnes, Wilson and Hall are all potential attacking options.

Werner is an absolute bottler. Challenges and chances.

This lunchtime kick off is one of those rare occasions where it'll be hilarious whoever wins.

Scum.

We're below them currently, David.

You're right, we should know our place. I'm sorry for DARING to suggest that we could finish above Man United.

Ah that's a shame. Apollo Creed Whoever he was in Predator Action Jackson Great stuff.

He's got the haircut of a keen LARPer.

I think I read somewhere that it's the EFL's doing. So it doesn't mess with their schedule as much.

Everton are going down is this seasons Everton are going down, you violent sex offender.

Re not finishing above them. I dunno if you've noticed, but THINGS HAVE CHANGED!

They're absurdly lucky to the point where I suppose you eventually have to concede that there's something more than just luck there? But I still think Ten Hag is a bang average manager getting results through, like you say, individual quality. Like they're almost getting results in spite of his efforts, not because of them. I would expect us to cruise past them in the second half of the season as we get people back and benefit from being on the training ground more.

If we were, it would have been Mike Ashley absolutely loving a rule that said he couldn't spend any money.

It's good that this has happened cos the PL won't like a dent to its "box office" reputation. Hopefully it hastens a fix to the ridiculous current situation where clubs with perfectly sustainable business models are being prevented from progressing.

Alreet Jurgen!

Hayden out on loan to QPR to the end of the season.