Gemmill

We'll lose this 6-3 now.

Get in!

Howe needs to wake up to this Burn situation. Livramento straight away looking like a mobile full back. Bench Burn and use him as cover at centre half. He's been embarrassed on a good few occasions this season.

4 now. This is ridiculous. So easy.

It's right on the edge however you look at it. But how many bad decisions have we seen from refs and VAR this season? Don't give them the chance. He had ample time to foul the lad as he cruised past him. Don't wait til it's basically a coin toss whether he's in the box or not.

Aye from Dan Burn.

Here we go, pen. Fucking stupid by Burn that.

The foul starts outside the box but I'd be livid if we didn't get a penalty here.

If you're gonna do that, do it much sooner. Don't take a risk on the penalty. What an idiot.

That's a penalty by Burn, I'm sure. Get him off ffs.

Fuck off Murphy man.

Here comes Calluminous.

It's spelled moar.

We're not remotely in control here. They look like they've got more goals in them.

Fucking hell man.

He's on a hat trick now, dickhead!

Get in!

Fucks sake.

Get in!

Ref starting the match before Local Hero has finished. DISRESPECTFUL. The dopey bloke on the PA had to do his "Enjoy the game!" after it had started.

I posted this before I watched it. The fact he claims Lewis Hall has "really done well at Newcastle this season, being one of the standout players when he's on the pitch" suggests he's absolutely full of shit.

Assuming there isn't a winner thanks to all the fucking ridiculous VAR time. How did that decision take that long man? Is Branthwaite offside? No. Then it's a goal.

Aye, absolute summers. Good result for the entire world this. Not much use to either of them.

Listen, the most important thing here is that you enjoyed having to post a picture of Maxi's much more successful replacement.