Gemmill

Puns are Sir Boring, as wykiki's lass would say.

I feel like some of you will need this today.

All the stories this cunt must have to tell. He's such a boring bloke.

I'm really confident about this next one: I predict that you will die of syphilis.

Title challenge next season if we don't make the European spots. You heard it here first.

Man City getting beat. This is unacceptable.

Aye he thanked him for turning up and said it was "more than he managed at 3pm today".

I got one of his albums years ago, recommended by someone on the SMB of all places.

Wonka. Could do with a couple of his Hair Repair Éclairs.

This must be so incredibly difficult for him. What a sad story.

Aye let's show Arteta something genuinely disgraceful like Harvey Barnes's goal celebration.

I dunno, a penne and garlic flatbread sounds a bit CT to me.

Anyone else have this CLASSIC board game as a kid?

Havertz telling the linesman "I vant to bite your finger!"

Arteta is a platinum plated cunt mind.

Hopefully these two are just gonna pave the way for Man City to win the title again.

Allison doing his best Billy Elliott.

That looked like a pen to me. Couldn't see where MacAllister touched the ball.

Villa trying to surpass our efforts against THE BLADES. We've basically handed back our result against them with today's result. You could say you'd have taken 4 points from the two games, so it's fine, but I'd call you a fucking small time loser if you did, so bear that in mind.

Shit result really but looked like it could have been a lot worse at times. A point, and now we can all get our Glad-hands on ready for the main event of the evening.

Eh? How has he added nothing there? These refs can't even get the fucking basics right.

Some chance for them there. We've basically wasted this 10 minutes.

Bruno running like a zombie now.

Every now and again he reminds you that he's still Jacob Murphy.

How has no one put that in. Brilliant from Bruno. He's been much better second half.