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Bruno'a radar is off today.

Hall looks decent. Could definitely benefit from a proper run in the team.

Still nil nil at Old Trafford. Essential that we get 3 points today and keep relying on them to falter. Fuck, good effort Hall.

IT WAS FOUR. TWO.

No, it finished 4-2.

Who goes for a shit during the match?

PaddockLad hope you spilled your

Any idea how it finished?

They lost 4-2.

Aye, I still think we might end up having a really good afternoon.

Longstaff has to score there.

How to mangle a great chance ffs.

Longstaff is looking like he won a competition to play for his favourite team at the minute. I really don't understand persevering with him when he's this out of sorts. It's not like he plays in a position where you can protect him and let him get away with it. His first touch is off and even simple passing has gone as a result.

Who's this cunt on their left wing with the black rugby boots on?

This will stand. VAR wasting everyone's time.

Yep, there it is.

Based on my WhatsApp, we just conceded. Hasn't happened at my house yet.

Ollie Arblaster is a name straight out of Commando comics.

Now let that be the end of it.

Ashworth was supposedly not happy that Howe had final say on transfer deals. If Barnes is here, it's because Howe wanted him.

Great result for Newcastle and the world.

We could do with the toothy German prick conjuring up a draw here.

The ROFLKLOPPTER is in a tailspin. Couldn't have scripted a better end to his Liverpool career.

Listened to the Athletic Football Podcast episode in Slot, and it sounds like we've got another Dutch genius landing on our shores, to match the fanfare they gave the last one (currently stinking the place up at Man United). Genius communicator, unmatched man manager. And I quote, "the only question mark is around his personality, how he carries himself" - in other words, another cunt. Basically the only way Liverpool could find someone arrogant enough to think they could replace Klopp was to either appoint a Dutchman or a South African, and South Africans don't really do football management.