Gemmill

What an unbelievable fuckwit this bloke is. Brianna Ghey's mam in the gallery and he's trying to be a clever cunt.

No fucking way so they trust Ryder with the FFP articles. They let Ciaran Kelly write those while Ryder sits in the corner eating pasties and shouting "NERD! have you finished your numbers article yet, NERRRRRD?!" and giving it big pastry teeth grins.

Or am I talking shite and that would blow the amp.

Yep, thank you. And that's a good point actually cos I think Tom would also need to change his settings so that his output is delivering a line level signal and not an instrument level one. It's a piece of piss to do and would make a big difference.

It's only being discussed at the minute though, and would need 14 clubs to agree to allow Man City to continue to be runaway champions of everything for ever more, assuming those headlines are even correct. Bear in mind, it's the Chronicle.

My home setup is Helix into a FRFR speaker, so I have both amp and cabinet model in my Helix signal chain. You can have dual cabinets with different mic and mic placements etc. It gets to be a bit much for me cos I'm not an expert in any of that shit, so I try not to overcomplicate what I'm doing.

I dunno, I think it's a bit different in modelling. Or at least I don't understand it that well! My understanding of the Helix cabinet models is that they're basically just impulse responses designed to mimic the sound of a mic'ed cabinet. So if I pick a Princeton amp model, I can pair that with a 1x10 Celestion (or whatever speaker type) cabinet and then pick various mics and mic positions. Or I can pair it with anything else. Is that effectively just a modelled power amp?

I think I'm right in saying that the only difference to what you're currently doing is: - Put a Helix amp model at the end of your current signal chain* - Instead of plugging from HX output into the Amp Input, plug from HX output into the Amp FX Return That way you've bypassed the shitty preamp of the physical amp, and are just using the preamp of whichever Helix amp model you've chosen and using the physical amp as just a speaker cabinet. *question for Blastronaut and Andrew: does he need a helix cabinet model too? Or just the preamp and the physical amp is providing the cabinet?

Don't feel bad that you missed it. I'm a super-recogniser, but we don't all have my talent.

What's Craig doing in a bookies in Sunderland?

Yeah you can definitely do that.

Curb is back and there's something up with Larry's face. Looks like he's had a stroke or something - droop on the left hand side.

I used to work at Gus Carter bookies and did the odd shift in Sunderland. I can confirm that they were all this good at betting.

Puns are Sir Boring, as wykiki's lass would say.

I feel like some of you will need this today.

All the stories this cunt must have to tell. He's such a boring bloke.

I'm really confident about this next one: I predict that you will die of syphilis.

Title challenge next season if we don't make the European spots. You heard it here first.

Man City getting beat. This is unacceptable.

Aye he thanked him for turning up and said it was "more than he managed at 3pm today".

I got one of his albums years ago, recommended by someone on the SMB of all places.

Wonka. Could do with a couple of his Hair Repair Éclairs.

This must be so incredibly difficult for him. What a sad story.