Gemmill

The rhythmic beat of "In the Air Tonight" keeping you on your stroke eh?

So what's your answer?! Bottler! 4405[/snapback] I would struggle to go better than Skinner's answer actually. Bit worried about Ali getting rough though. Although if I'm taking I'll have John Wayne Bobbit post snip.

Dan, there's a way to answer this question, and that's not it.

Good use of Skinner's legend theory there. 4387[/snapback] Yep, giving the fattest man alive his only ever shag. I think Thompson and GayJon are just going for the legend status themselves. 4391[/snapback] Now now Isegrim, that's no way to talk about Thompson.

Good use of Skinner's legend theory there.

Who would it be? Saw this asked of Frank Skinner in an interview and he picked Muhammad Ali circa '64 or early Elvis - if you're gonna have to do it may as well make it a legend. Haway then. Who's brave enough to answer? And who's the soft shites who'll just go "Eurgh that's sick. You must be bent" whilst mentally drawing up a list.

All the Enid Blyton and Roald Dahl stuff. Plus The Three Investigators. Then I got into Agatha Christie (Poirot in particular) and read tons of them.

You've just googled that havent you? 1973[/snapback] It's always the solution on these computer threads. Thought I'd get it in before one of the so-called experts did.

By the way, she's better in person 2191[/snapback] She'd fucking want to be!

So do you not refer to them as teeny-weeny ships, pud?

nah, hes an accountant he just scanned for the pound signs. 2056[/snapback] It's actually true. When I took my last job all I looked for in the contract was: a) Salary Number of holiday days The rest was irrelevant.

Good man Luke-abeenus.

Here, I don't have to lend my considerable posting skills to this board you know!

Aye, it was just plain old Chinese Mouse, you cheeky twat.

Well first I get a PM which wakes me from me slumber then I have to click on read then I have to actually arse meself to read it and then I have to click the "Ban Gemmill" button. Now where is that button then... Works good though! 1982[/snapback] Show him the yeller then ref!

You're always galivanting somewhere or other you! GM, report me, I dares ya! 1978[/snapback] You bloody hooligan! It was for the likes of you that the whole report facility was put in place - to deal with you and your outbursts. Any more of your verbal diarrhoea in my direction and I will report you, Aaaaaaannn-o-nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeee! 1980[/snapback] Too late I've just reported you. Haway pud, what happens?

You're always galivanting somewhere or other you! GM, report me, I dares ya!

What are you insinuating, you conceited little fart-sniffer? 1964[/snapback] That you are the spitting double of Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiig. You're an abominaaaaaaaation!

Sounds like a DNS server problem to me.

I know which one of the two you'd be, GM. The slightly unstable, liable to lose it at any time one.

Imagine what you'll be like with the ladies then, given that they're already letting you shag them in the local park. Not to mention the fact they'll probably be happier if you don't leave pastie crumbs in their beds.

Now now, Willow.

Where are you living these days, fatso?

He's here man. Bombadil.