Gemmill

We're at the point now where it would be less damaging for one or more of those NATO allies to put together some sort of clandestine operation to dispose of the bloke before the election.

Difficult to pick who I most want to lose the Villa v Man U game. They both need putting back in their box a bit, but I just enjoy watching Ten Hag suffer too much not to want them to lose.

Some hangovers being worked through itt. Irritable!

I'd like to see us make a play for Ferguson from Brighton, but I'd guess they'd want crazy money for him.

That is one angry marrow.

There is no muscle that Callum Wilson can't injure.

Eddie's been at the Sunny D.

Excellent work. If Bruno goes in the summer, we've got no chance replacing him with anything close.

Excellent from Barnes.

Bruno is fucking mint.

Wilson's got some neck on him, having a go at Gordon there.

I do wish Gordon would just knock it past the fullback and sprint sometimes.

That's a second yellow for Lou Bega there.

This ref is fucking crackers.

GOIK GOIK GOIK is not how Adam Pearson pronounces Dubravka.

Commentators should have to pronounce Dubravka like Adam Pearson does.

There'll be 16 Gio Reyna threads on the front page of the SMB within seconds if he scores.

These commentators are desperately trying to make that penalty shout a major match-turning incident.

I fancy Harvey Barnes Department Store to get one.

Bruno on a hat trick.

That's not a penalty but if they keep watching it in slow motion they'll convince themselves it is.

Miley looks like he could do with a break. No other option though. How long are they gonna take looking at this one?

How's that not a foul on Miley.