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I mean it's good but Jack Clarke's got 18.

We've heard of Mad Mick, just no one's had the heart to tell you that he died in 1987.

It's carries into the Premier league they need to worry about, and he's fucking SHITE at that.

I just ordered a vegan cookbook and a half veggie/half vegan cookbook. All in an effort to consume a bit less meat so all of your stupid fucking kids can stink the planet up for a little bit longer.

Let's all just be mindful that this is a generational thing. Stuff like this was OK back in his time.

I think Toyah's baps have gone to your head.

Aye sorry I'm not that up to speed with this cutting edge content. Renton, here's some more for you. Nightmare/wank fuel!

They're bouncing around man. I think they're the real deal. Of course I have the benefit of having watched more than just the one performance.

The two statements can comfortably coexist.

The dog will want to go out in a blaze of glory with his dad, heading the first nuke back to Putin or just walking up the street on our final walk, as we slowly catch fire and blow away as ashes 100m from the front door. The Roomba, I'll submit to an EMP whilst it's in standby mode. Just to spare it the horrors.

Has anyone had the pleasure of being recommended Toyah Wilcox and Robert Fripp's YouTube channel to them? It's basically just Toyah parading her braless tits about, which tbf for a 65 year old are impressive. See Exhibit A above. I'd have to assume @Monkeys Fistis a subscriber. Probably a member of the Patreon too. Cant get rid of this daft blank quote box.

I'm 3 in and I like it. It's basically just all about the dialogue between the two main characters, and I'm finding them both funny so I'm enjoying it. If anyone turns up expecting anything remotely like the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing, they're gonna be very disappointed.

I think it's based on the actual reasons given for cautions. So that probably tells you a bit more about how the refs are a bit too pally with Arsenal players.

Basically the Japanese version of Leazes once he got banned from here and carried on the war on twitter.

30 years from now I'll be 78 and will hopefully have had 18 years of retirement under my belt. I'll be ready for extinction by then. Also if it's bad for me in 30 years, you will have long since become a kettle chip.

This is who would have picked up the most blue cards had it been in place for this PL season. Some significant player time lost which you would think will have an impact on results, even if teams just retreat into their shell for the sin bin time.

Excuse me, I'm not stupid enough to have kids. All THEIR kids are fucked.

In all seriousness, we're fucked. If some knight in shining armour was going to come to the rescue, they'd have done it by now. More likely the billionaires fuck off and live in some luxury hotel spacestation and we all shrivel up and die in the heat/drown.

Did you enjoy your walk though?

Emery looks like someone's microwaved his gazpacho.

Ah downt beeluyve eet. Vuh Fortress! Breached agayyn!

Casemiro. Panto dame.

I think he'll beat Biden this time around though. It's fucking ludicrous that Biden is being allowed to run again.

WIST 'AAAAAYM! These have had some fucking spawny results, but not today.

We should absolutely be hoping for Europe next season and planning a transfer window to significantly bolster the squad for it. Failing to make Europe will affect what we can sign in the summer.