Gemmill

Ah but you're merely using facts and results to back your argument, what good is that!!! Expect it to be ripped to bits by people still unwilling to accept Souness is shite, as mindless stats and not taking into account the "50 goals a season Robert costs us" (despite wingers being responsible for next to no goals at all) and several mentions of Kluivert being a fat, lazy mercenary! 16146[/snapback] Funny that when "facts and results" were used on the other board (on the Au Revoir... thread) to prove that over the course of the last two seasons Robert made next to fuck all difference to our results, they were roundly ignored by the Robert-lovers. I can't be arsed to go and find them, but they're there. Blackburn were well beaten by West Ham in a game in which Bellamy played for them, and Portsmouth's results with Robert in the starting line-up aren't looking too good. If we're playing fantasy what-if's, surely this should be taken into consideration?

I like pretty much any chocolate bar.

I've actually seen a tramp decline a plain chocolate digestive! You fucking minger! 15941[/snapback] You need a bit of class to appreciate dark chocolate mate, so I can see how you struggle with them.

I don't really eat them that much, but I like the Walkers Sensation Sweet Thai Chilli ones.

McVities Plain Chocolate Digestives. Class.

Aye 10-Nil. Easy. 15843[/snapback] No, 1-0, probably converting the Jenas free kick. Anyway Gemmill, I was meaning to ask you this, I hope you're happy with yourself after Saturday's dismal performance. You must feel really proud. 15879[/snapback] Yes I really enjoyed it thanks. I already feel like I've got my money's worth from my season ticket this year. As for converting the Jenas free kick, it's not like he was odds-on to score every time we got one. It's far more likely that it would have hit some poor bugger in Row P.

He's so Luque, he's a star. [/britney]

We've got no chance whatsoever.

Aye 10-Nil. Easy.

Has it not occurred to you why this was so? 15435[/snapback] Must have been a lezza.

If I'd opened this to find one of those pretend press conference threads, I was going to batter you. Sounds promising, although the private jet thing sounds doubtful. It would certainly be a nice introduction if they unveiled him at half time with us 1 nil down.

Yeah yeah, heard it all before mate, but you never turn up. 15422[/snapback] *makes mental note to use Gemmill as excuse for not turning up 15423[/snapback] You weren't going to anyway, and you know it. 15424[/snapback] Ahhhh bollox to ye! just for that Im going to turn up now! that'll teach you. 15425[/snapback] Wo'evoh mingoh!

Yeah yeah, heard it all before mate, but you never turn up. 15422[/snapback] *makes mental note to use Gemmill as excuse for not turning up 15423[/snapback] You weren't going to anyway, and you know it.

15419[/snapback] Yeah yeah, heard it all before mate, but you never turn up.

Did anyone PM Calimag? Hopefully he's read this thread!!

I was talking to a lad I know that knows Taylor. Apparently he's just bought a 700,000 house and signed on a 5 year mortgage for it. Lucky bastard!

My dad does it now he's retired, he's cheap and he's really good. 15177[/snapback] Does he do tiling? If so, he's hired! 15179[/snapback] Unfortunately not. 15183[/snapback] Bugger. Ah well, at least I'll know for next time.

My dad does it now he's retired, he's cheap and he's really good. 15177[/snapback] Does he do tiling? If so, he's hired!

Sounds good to me. I'll have some strange people that I knew in San Francisco in attendance - two Canadians and a Londoner. They've all got tickets for the match.

I've been off all week decorating. I'm covered in fucking paint and will be hiring people in future for any and all of my decorating needs.

Stand on those scales with both feet now! 15171[/snapback] And stop hanging from that bar on the ceiling 15173[/snapback] Cock off, c-words.

I'm a positively lithe 14 and a half stone at the minute, I'll have you know.

Robson can say what he likes about Jenas. The consistently unimpressive performances on the pitch speak a lot louder than Robson, I'm afraid.

Well Benitez has just said they're not after him.

Puff.