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Gordon would have had a field day against Quinoa.

Ref's done OK so far, but that was a FK for Tonali there.

Salah feeling the top of his foot. His metatarsal's gone lads.

Great free kick routine from Macalllister. 1 nil Bruno.

Good start. I'm acutely aware it means fuck all against these though, cos they'll get on top evneutally. Absolutely HAVE to score if we're gonna have a good spell though.

Feel like shit.

As long as he doesn't do owt daft. I worry about him on big occasions like this.

This lad doing the anthem. It's not about you mate.

Our P Diddy hoodies.

Van Dyk's hair man. Book the cunt on arrival.

ITV chucking another ad break in as Chappers is delivering his big match build up speech.

Fuck me, this montage for their coverage of us is like a fever dream. Fucking Geordie dancer, Mike Ashley, and Boris Johnson announcing lock down interspersed with footage of us losing games. What the FUCK was that?

I hope Kelleher has a fucking stinker. I also hope Salah injures himself in the warm up.

Nick Pope having his first touch tested by the GK coach. Knocking the ball into feet for him to control and knock back. Well that's reassuring.

Been a lot of Liverpool coverage so far. I assume Eddie told them to whistle for an on pitch interview in the hour before the game.

Been fine all day, but the knotted stomach is fully set in now.

Looks like his acca just got busted.

At least Slot speaks well about us. Not the shit you get from Arteta about us being long ball kings of the dark arts.

Slot's had a French polisher out working on his head by the look of it. Wtf.

Eddie will have a plan.

Ultra Konate starts for them, so he got over his injury the tosser.

Is ITV just showing the Sky broadcast? It's got Sky Sports Football in the top right corner of the screen.

ITV's opening credits must have cost them at least a fiver.

ITV, cos I can't be fucked with Carragher and Neville as co-comms, where Neville gets to be "honorary Newcastle fan" for the day. And cos I don't need delays in finding out about goals, so if I can get it properly live on ITV, that's the way to go.

https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaOdzdEIiRp2LU3h4i2l/1176 Does that link work? Should be a link to a video of our players on the pitch.