Gemmill

Yeah, it sounds really sexy.

Jesus wept.

I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. 13996[/snapback] If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger. 13998[/snapback] Such a tit!

Sven looks to inspire his team by standing motionless on the touchline staring into the middle distance like a man at a funeral.

3-0.

Fuck knows, but the Danes aren't complaining - they're now 2-0 up.

Did you see the goal they just scored? I'm better in nets than David James. Seriously.

Would agree with that. Had a Russian landlord that lived in the apartment above me in San Francisco and him and his wife were really nice people. Moved out in the end though cos they got a bit overbearing, and their son kept coming down and announcing "My mam's in the bath. Mind if I used your toilet?".......then he'd go in there and pebbledash the fucker. Got him back the day we moved out though - he came down with the usual story. Told him yep, go ahead. He obliged. Unfortunately for him we'd already cleared everything out of the bathroom, including the bog roll. 13955[/snapback] I thought you were gonna say you went up to their appartment and took a dump in their bath while she was in it. 13963[/snapback] You been watching Didsbury Uncovered again or something?

Would agree with that. Had a Russian landlord that lived in the apartment above me in San Francisco and him and his wife were really nice people. Moved out in the end though cos they got a bit overbearing, and their son kept coming down and announcing "My mam's in the bath. Mind if I used your toilet?".......then he'd go in there and pebbledash the fucker. Got him back the day we moved out though - he came down with the usual story. Told him yep, go ahead. He obliged. Unfortunately for him we'd already cleared everything out of the bathroom, including the bog roll.

Fucking ace. Not sure what the craic is exactly. Got it off the other board. Hope he's fit for the weekend.

Woah there, easy tiger. Your blood pressure must be through the roof! Saying that like i might try the buttered bread one next time wor lass kicks off. Out of interest, how did she respond to the "Flora treatment"? 13943[/snapback] I know a lad who did that to a waiter who put butter on his bacon sandwich when he'd specifically asked for no butter. Little Chinese bloke (the waiter) nearly shat himself.

Aye, I'm sure you are.........

You fancy Ian Woosnam?

Manc-mag hung like two Chinese mice?

Apparently ball and man is a red. Jeff Winter telt wuh. Gilberto did go down like Medina at a Japanese banquet mind you. 13658[/snapback] Like I'm gonna take Smoggy Winter's word for it.

So FIFA advocate referees making incorrect decisions and then sticking to them. Nice one.

I'd rather look at that than that fat fucker 13048[/snapback] Theres a saying Skol, i can lose weight, you on the other hand............. 13486[/snapback] Yep, you can lose weight. But then you'll just look like a slim Christopher Biggins.

Dan, if you could quickly nominate McGrath or Lee for MOTM now please.

He's oot. Quality jinx.

Ludicrous catch by Jones there to get Warne out. Lee in now.

Suspect it was an MSN dare turned thread. Always a good bet for a REALLY FUNNY read.

Gillespie gone LBW, bowled Hoggard.

Clarke bowled by Jones. Gillespie moved up the order and coming in ahead of Warne.

Sorry but that is complete bollocks. No matter how bad the decision is, you have to respect the umpire's opinion. I don't want to go down the Wayne Rooney route in cricket, thank you very much. And excessive appealing? What are you on? Nearly all of the lbw shouts have looked really close, you can't blame the England team for appealing. Just be lucky that Bowden is getting them all right. And Gemmill, weren't you formerly one of the 'cricket is shite' brigade? Nice to see you've turned the corner. 12437[/snapback] I'm just providing latest scores for Sammy. He's very keen on them. Plus I'm off work.