Gemmill

Do the Spanish have a word for "lolloping"? They'll have to think of one pretty quick if they sign Stroller.

The way things have gone this pre-season, and given the rapidly-receding transfer window, my philosophy is if they accept the bid and he agrees terms, then just sign the fucker. We'll worry about whether he's any good later.

Yes and no manc. When SLP used at at me the other day yes it pissed me off (and then I got over it) but then I saw how much people use it on N-O. And as someone said it is usually those with single figure IQs whenever someone posts something they disagree with. It just doesn't argue anything except a lack of understanding of the term. You know if people actually wrote: And Jesus wept because you're fucking wrong! Then it would be used correctly. 14806[/snapback] Apparently you didn't......

Hopefully it is a decent reception for him once he does come back afterall when he was with us he loved playing for us and always gave 100% for the Newcastle cause despite him being an idiot at times. I would hope he gets a good reception anyways. 14832[/snapback] Yeah, except for that time when he pretended to be injured. I see Mark Hughes has no qualms about withdrawing Bellamy from a Wales squad when he's the one likely to suffer from him playing, the prick.

Getting bad performances out of our system didn't do us much good last season did it.

If Owen ends up anywhere other than Newcastle, do I have your word that your lass will be getting the Flora treatment?

bet those who said give Souness time are pleased now ... Panic buy imminent 14677[/snapback] Ecstatic.

"Nah boss, it goes like this: Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, what are these?"

Here's us all going "Oh fuck we're going into the season with only Ameobi as a genuine replacement for Shearer", and you've got Shola going "I reckon I can make the world cup squad next year". Talk about being out of touch with anything even remotely resembling reality.

Hairy. Jesus Hairy Christ.

I love the level of scientific accuracy there. What's next? "Some personal music players (if you put them through huge fucking amplifiers) - 7 trillion decibels"? 14528[/snapback] Aye, and I refuse to believe there's only 5 decibels difference between listening to your iPod loud, and standing next to a fucking jet engine.

"Fancy going two's up, Giggsy?"

Wahey, Rob's surfing the BBC News site again!

I think the mods should change your username to Gervase in honour of this moment of stupidity.

Who knows, but if we don't sort something in the next 13 days we are fucked up front until January.

SLP = Richard Simmons

calm down tiger Arent frosties a bit of a rip off? Surely its cheaper to buy cornflakes and add your own sugar? 14170[/snapback] He'd end up trying to do it to every flake though. Pure asperger's that lad. 14173[/snapback] Ass Burger?

I've had fuck all so far and I'm starving.

Yeah, it sounds really sexy.

Jesus wept.

I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. 13996[/snapback] If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger. 13998[/snapback] Such a tit!

Sven looks to inspire his team by standing motionless on the touchline staring into the middle distance like a man at a funeral.

3-0.

Fuck knows, but the Danes aren't complaining - they're now 2-0 up.

Did you see the goal they just scored? I'm better in nets than David James. Seriously.