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Would he qualify as "Newcastle's stud striker" in Aussie parlance?

I'd add a few hours on for PL trying to tell her how Scottish he is.

When he says race meeting, he's talking about the KKK. Very different song.

No takers on Silas? You lot will have been too busy writing to Jimmy Savile, I expect. Dear Jimmy. Please can you fix it for me to spend the day inside your tracky b's.

Does nobody remember Silas BTW. You can all get to fuck with that.

Yeah he's long since stopped giving them operating cash, so 777 are keeping them afloat pending PL approval of a deal, and the longer that process has gone on, the more dodgy 777 have appeared. I can't see the deal being allowed to go through now with all the other bother 777 is in, so fuck knows what happens.

I'm simply Everton's reverse Hype Man. And...

It's the 30th of the month BTW. I wonder if they've been able to make their payroll cos that's what the loans from 777 were allowing. I think a failure to pay people is a fairly significant breach, it certainly is in the EFL.

Any points I make are always additive.

Loans from 777 are the only thing that is keeping the club afloat. They can't make their commitments without these loans landing every month. If they suddenly dry up cos 777 is in difficulty of its own, then they're in major shit. I don't understand how they've been allowed to continue to be run like this by the PL. They can't meet their operating costs without a monthly bailout from this third party, who has only continued to lend them cash cos it had designs on buying them. For an organisation that likes to talk about sustainability, this is the definition of unsustainable.

This lot are fucking desperate to get relegated. Their fans need to let some miidnight fireworks off outside Companies House.

He looks like he should be on the CLASSIC kids TV show Silas.

What he looks like is when they find the bones of someone medieval, and do a facial reconstruction of them on a history programme.

NI's Mike Ashley.

Only issue is his preferred position is the CHOOK'S preferred position. You wouldn't want to have either in the squad and not play them.

He's quality man. And he's sick of Ten Hag and getting shit from Man United fans. If he came here and got Eddie'd and the adulation of the fans, he'd be a completely different player.

Hello Helen

Does he hate him? He hates everyone man.

Man United are apparently open to selling Rashford in the summer. They get Ashworth, we take Rashford, and we'll call it quits.

I used to like horror films but decent ones are so few and far between these days, it's a chore watching them. Have you watched Speak No Evil? It's Danish but they've just remade it with James McAvoy. That's worth a watch. I've just looked and it only gets 6.6 on IMDB but I would say it's better than that. I'm saying nowt cos I don't want to give anything away.

That's what I'm basing it on.

Won't come in immediately (think it's not til 25/26), but the prevailing view seems to be that in the short to medium term, it'll be good news for us and will loosen the purse strings a decent amount.

Future young offender, that one.