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I hope Denmark score here.

Shooting from there. What a prick.

Wheyyyy he's gonna give him 5 minutes. I hope he scores and does a bugs bunny teeth celebration.

Right back for right back. Fucking Nosferarsehole really going for it now.

What has this gormless goofy spenk got against Gordon.

There hasn't really been time to sort anything. The window has only been open a few weeks and it's not an easy task to just magic up £40+m of PSR profit out of nowhere. Selling to Saudi is difficult cos players don't want to go there if they're any good or not at the tail end of their career. Having said that, I've been talking to a lad tonight whose mate works in real estate in Dubai and he reckons Trippier is arranging viewings over there. Apparently a lot of the Saudi Pro League players set themselves up in Dubai.

What an absolute excuse for a manager Southgate is. He's at the stage now where he's making worse decisions than a random from the crowd would make.

It's a shame this stupid Labour candidate put a bet on himself to lose his constituency, giving the sizable portion of the electorate that can't tie it's fucking shoelaces a chance to claim that "they're all the same" even though there's zero equivalence.

You'd be on here moaning about the midges the day after you moved.

If we were in a good position, we wouldn't be trying to sell a prospect who has had a good season on loan and is now wanted by a bunch of teams across Europe.

I think we probably thought close enough would be good enough. Then Everton and Forest got points deductions.

I'm in London today for a work thing. It's 30 degrees. Fucking RIDICULOUS.

The tiny little prick.

The Round is owned by the same people. Basically a big pub that now just does burger and chips, but it does them well. And cheers, looking good so far, but I've learned never to trust a weather forecast in the lakes!

The Round and Lake Road Brunch are both good. Also The Fellpack. Bar Es does massively overpriced and not very authentic tapas.

RATTLED!

I'm in Keswick this weekend coming. So close to a famous TT meet-up.

Remember her "postal votes are looking grim for Labour" on the eve of polling day last time around. A statement which was completely made up because they don't even get counted until 10pm on polling day. Wonder what she's got planned for this year.

Your musician acquaintance is an idiot tbh. Marr isn't gonna play any speed limit breaking solos, but he's an incredible writer of guitar tunes.

In Salisbury ffs. The home of an actual confirmed Russian poisoning.

His "this is really making me feel sad" face when she's talking.

To be fair, Villa and Chelsea have been selling academy players to one another for £20m each the past few days. I think it's in response to that, although no question we were planning on doing the same with Minteh/DCL.

If Labour get in, Starmer is gonna let all the unprocessed asylum cases stay, and just release them onto the streets according to Sunak. He's gone crackers.

If anyone can bring themselves to watch it. Incredibly, Kate Ferguson, who is heavily rumoured to be shagging Tory Party Chairman Ric Holden, is doing the post-debate analysis. Sunak is up first so I'm just gonna watch him hopefully get slaughtered and turn it off.