Gemmill

Love that he pronounces BourneMOUTH like TyneMOUTH.

Giving away your hotel location to trophyshy. A very big mistake.

Navalny doc is on iPlayer, fanny magnets.

He dies at the end of the episode ffs. I feel a bit bad now.

Aye he returned to Russia after the attempt on his life and promptly got stolen and hoyed in prison. The documentary is really good if you haven't seen it.

The bloke on E3 talking about how he's had to move into a smaller house so he could continue to afford to go to Sunderland games in the cost of living crisis, and how it was a big deal for him that he had to give up all of his memorabilia due to the reduced space. Anyway, I was pleased to see that he'd kept his extensive mug collection and enjoyed the close up of the mug celebrating their 2021 Papa John's Trophy win. There's some memorabilia you simply cannot say goodbye to.

I dunno like. The word goes out about trophyshy looking for a scrap and suddenly the van breaks down. Something not right here.

Sounds like Howe has had it with Ashworth. Edit: article starts with "Eddie Howe has expressed his concern over...", I accidentally chopped that line off the start.

The documentary about him, he was a canny impressive bloke. For all of his bravado, Putin is a pathetic little man.

This robot.

"Am tellun yiz. Yiz are garna ear from peypull aal awa the world, wanting to knar why yiz nevva made more eppeys. The CLAMMA! The INTERNATIONAL CLAMMA to knar what's appnun to Sunlun footbaal club. Peypull from Cewba, peypull from Perew! Arewba! Thems aal lads fans now, ah dinnit think yiz knar what yiv gorron yer ands ere."

Netflix must have told them to cap it at 3 episodes then, you would think. "Ere marra, am not garna lie, yiz are lewsin a lot of top quality banta from the lads on the cuttin rewm floor ere. Are yiz ABSOLEWTLY SHEWA yiz arnly want the three eppeys?!"

In answer to the who cares question though. YOU USUALLY!

He won't give a straight answer to whether he's even gonna stand at the GE atm. Their own chairman can't be fucked.

ARGH! Get this lot out man. This lad does relatively well at challenging Holden but why do they just let them talk endlessly ffs. This clip is 3 minutes long and easily 90% of it is just Holden not answering the question that's been put to them. I know it's frowned upon but I would absolutely be turning Holden down here and telling him he can either answer the question about CCHQ spreading misinformation, or he can hang up the phone. You can't play by the rules with these people anymore. They don't have rules.

Good to hear that there's some pressure internally to just have the election now before "things get even worse". I don't think it'll make any difference unfortunately, I'm just desperate to get it over with now.

The Ground Force team looks well up for this next makeover.

https://iandunt.substack.com/p/byelection-slaughter-yeah-so-it-turns Dunt on last night is a decent read. Nice intro too:

Rees-Mogg thinks the key to success is to just keep doing more of the shit that's set them on the road to electoral oblivion. Yes please.

Aye. There in his capacity as a GB news presenter, opining on a constituency, half of which will be folded into his constituency at the next General election. Reeks. Unfortunately he's too wealthy to have to actually worry about anything but I'd just like to see him out of public life.

Where are people gonna go now to get top level sporting content like the blow-by-blow inside story of Luke O'Nien man-marking Sheffield Wednesday's Barry Bannan out of the league one play-off semi final? It's one of the great sporting contests. Ali v Frazier, Coe v Ovett, O'Nien v Bannan. Just feels like Netflix are making a huge mistake if they don't keep this going.

The latest season of STID feels a lot like they just felt like they had to draw a line under it. 3 very half hearted episodes and I'd be surprised if they bothered their arse with a fourth season. Mental really when you consider the huge global appetite for terrible lower league football, morbidly obese fans, and that beeyewtiful accent.

Apparently Bone was threatening to stand as an independent and campaign against the Tories if they didn't make her the candidate. So they bottled it and still gave up the second biggest Labour swing ever. I just love watching Sunak suffer. Hoping for plenty of that today and over the weekend.