Gemmill

Anyone know it? It kicked off big time there last night - about 3 police cars, two police vans (complete with dogs) and one ambulance. 4 or 5 blokes cuffed and taken away, one for repeatedly punching one of the coppers in the face in the car park. Was anyone unlucky enough to be there last night?

Good work, herr commandant.

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight! 5447[/snapback] Hmmm, I might be able to let you have that one actually. Although if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't be doing it. I'm too tall. Nowt worse than being in a sea of people of around 5 ft 10 and being a head taller than all of them trying to look inconspicuous. 5450[/snapback] Or is it that there is no room for others when you enter the dance floor? 5462[/snapback] As a German male, I don't think you're in any position to be taking the piss in a discussion about dancing.

Yup. It was a quoted message and I was only including one emoticon, but there was a few in the quotes above. That nice HTT doesn't ration his emoticons like.

"You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message" What's all that about then, nazis? Are we rationing?

Oi you tin-headed twat, I apologised too! 5430[/snapback] So you fucking should have, lightweight. How did Jenson do for you today? Oooooo baby. 5441[/snapback] Who you calling a fucking shiteweight? I challenge you to a Jenson?? 5th. Not that bothered like, the bloke I was wanting to do well won the race! 5445[/snapback] A drinkoff? I'd knack you man, southern shandy boy. To be honest I dunno how you watch F1. I cannot get away with it. Just the noise is enough to make me want to turn it off.

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight! 5447[/snapback] Hmmm, I might be able to let you have that one actually. Although if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't be doing it. I'm too tall. Nowt worse than being in a sea of people of around 5 ft 10 and being a head taller than all of them trying to look inconspicuous.

Much rather be in a pub. When I go out I go out for the craic and for a bit of banter and pisstake. If the music's so loud that you have to get an earful of gob just to talk to someone it kinda takes the fun out of things. And I don't dance, so clubbing's pretty much pointless. Oh and any blokes that do dance are gay-ay-ayyyyyyyyyyyy.

Oi you tin-headed twat, I apologised too! 5430[/snapback] So you fucking should have, lightweight. How did Jenson do for you today? Oooooo baby.

If my cat could talk, it would be a parrot. 5431[/snapback] Can it already fly?

If we sign Michael Owen I'll read all the Harry Potter books in a weekend.

Nice one HTT. Hopefully that'll be the end of the daftness. Isegrim, that bloke in your avatar looks like Colin Jackson.

PLCs have all sorts of different year ends mate - December is common and June tends to be the norm for football clubs as then the financial year encapsulates a full season.

If he goes to Arsenal, I wouldn't expect us to sign any more players than we've been planning to sign and would expect the money from the sale to disappear down the big NUFC plughole. Talk of Owen is pie in the sky IMO.

Fecking hell, and to think this thread was started to try and put an end to this pathetic cross-board bickering.

What business is it of yours why I crossed the fucking road, shortarse?

Not sure how Warren Barton's ended up in a thread like this. Not the greatest player in the world, but a sound bloke as far as I'm concerned. How is he an arsehole?

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...der=asc&start=0 Thought I'd post this over here rather than over there. Craig, honestly mate, you're making yourself look fucking daft with this constant sniping. I've sat and read through that thread this morning and it doesn't read like "drunken banter", it reads like bitter sniping hidden behind winking smilies. And IMO it does this board and those that have chosen to post on it no favours whatsoever. Why not just leave HTT to run his board and you run yours? I haven't seen him on here having a dig at you and I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if he did.

Would any of the women care to explain how to set the timer on the video? No. Thought not.

See, it could've been worse. We could've got Strachan.

Anyone care? Medina, don't be a fanny. If you don't want to go on there, don't. If you've got something to say to them, go on and say it to them.

If she was wanting publicity (and let's face it, they all are), she's fucked it up. All the papers will be full of Kemal tomorrow because he's the bigger character and they've had more time to talk to him today. Then next week they'll be focused on the latest evictee.

Fucking hell is it today? All the best mister. Hope the day goes well for you.

Fucking hell, how much of a slap does that lad need?