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I mean there's already far too many of us, but aye congratulations I suppose.

You could tell by the ref's face that he knew he was bottling it.

That's a second yellow for Casemiro. Except OBVIOUSLY it isn't. Unfuckingbelievable man.

2 nil now. Just fuck off back to the Championship Luton.

My take: I don't think there's any way we're recruiting anyone without the Board, including Al Rummaz giving them a very thorough once-over, and running a proper recruitment process. These lads are probably going to Sunderland.

Are Ashman and Ashworth the same person in this theory, granddad?

4,000 dear. Maybe 40,000 in Australian money.

Outcome of 4,000 simulations of the remaining games. Some interesting stuff in the graphics - we have, on average, the easiest run-in of anyone in the division. But we've got a less than 2% chance of finishing top 4. There's a James Lawrence Alcott video on YouTube that zeroes in on some of the outlier sims (Villa winning the league on GD over Liverpool, Man City and Liverpool both finishing outside of the top 4, Sheff United finishing 14th etc).

Chinese burn. Out for the season.

Great prank Fabian. You got us!

I think we might be there. Whatever the net benefit is of him covering at CB, it's unlikely that it would offset the number of goals conceded recently and the fact that more and more teams are going to target him. It's not like Tino wouldn't be able to step in and cover at CB. He wouldn't be as imposing a figure, but he's mobile and he's quick as fuck. I should add, I still think Dubravka was more at fault for the goal today, so I'm not laying the blame all with Burn at all.

I reckon you could easily offload Wilson to a newly promoted team. He's quality if you have him in a squad with two other strikers.

Unless they've got something FFP game changing up their sleeve on sponsors for next season, I think we might have to sell Bruno in the summer to be able to make proper inroads on improving the team. Either that or you just fully commit to a slow progression, although that probably loses you Bruno in any case. There's too many who were playing above themselves last season that now just look like themselves again.

He's class. I worry that he might be starting to get disillusioned the more apparent it is that he's far and away our best player.

Poor result, that. Looking forward to Burn v Saka next week.

Just fucking foul him man Murphy!

I'm not saying Burn's positioning was good, but he should be able to rely on his keeper saving a shot coming across him from that distance.

Ritchie moves like a fucking 70 year old.

Howay let's win this and gain on Spurs ffs.

Ritchie!

Bruno is chuntering on to himself and his teammates here for not getting a shout there. I can see the red mist descending soon.

Spurs getting beat as well. We're the masters of shooting ourselves in the foot this season.

Not wrong. I can do this all night.