Gemmill

Aye, if the Teesport thing blows up before the election, Sunak is in the BLAST ZONE.

Tees Valley has gone to Houchen by the sound of it. Labour conceding but pointing to the swing.

Fair play. Gives him a proper telling off and Anderson sounds scolded.

Windmilling randoms on Gossie high street later if anyone fancies it.

Which will be even worse with additional tactical voting in a GE. They can hang on to November for me, it's only gonna get worse for them if they do.

James Daly on Sky basically saying "if Houchen wins tomorrow it's all fine". That'll go down like a shit sarnie with ousted Tory councillors across the nation, I'm sure.

I'm up! And so far, it's TORYGEDDON! Rushmoor has fallen to Labour, which even Blair didn't manage. RUSHMOOR HAS FALLEN! Blackpool result coming in the next half hour or so.

Almost certainly assumed the rules wouldn't apply to him.

Thoughts are with Kevin the Gerbil.

He'll be relishing his next wage negotiation, that's for sure.

"decent when he gets going" sounds like me on the dancefloor.

All I can picture is the bloke at the start of The Godfather going "a suspended sentence!?"

I like to think she was just giving that joke (jurrrk) every last bit of the respect that it deserves.

There's only 200 spots a year, I think. 711 arrived yesterday.

🚨🚨🚨RTG ON RED ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨

Rwanda deterrent latest.

Is that the one that looked like Clarence Boddicker on his leaflet, and had (corbyn) written next to Labour?

"I've been clear..." Toryspeak.

They've been feathering the bed for a "bad for Labour" story all week. It all starts tomorrow afternoon when/if Houchen sneaks through after only giving up a 19 point swing to Labour which, if repeated in the region in a GE, would see the Tories wiped out.