Gemmill

Can't imagine why...... 38974[/snapback] Because they start paying attention not just 'cruising' up and down in their Punto with the music thumping? 40063[/snapback] So all men drive Puntos do they?? And you haven't explained why women still pay more... 40088[/snapback] Young men tend to drive shit cars like Puntos, but tend to take real pride in them. And use them as a means of pulling women. Or at least trying! Single women pay more because they must be a group at greater risk. Given that married people of both sexes pay less, I also assume that married people are less likely to cause accidents too. As pointed out, women tend to cause more shunts etc, but are less likely to be involved in high speed crashes/fatalities etc. 40514[/snapback] Bridget admitting she finds Puntos a turn on??

It's the politically-correct idealists who get on my tits. "You can't say that, someoneorother may take offence" We had this one girl who had a campaign to stop 'slave auctions' (charity events where people auction themselves off as skivvies for the night) and rename them 'helper auctions'. She succeeded. Still, she was easy to wind up. The whole idea of Uni is surely to get some kind of grip of reality yet some emerge even further away than ever. 40506[/snapback] I knew a student "wimmin" once who insisted history should be called personstory. It had never ocurred to me that history was a sexist word before. 40508[/snapback] Sounds like the sort of person you just to want to poke in the fucking eye. "Well I think it should be called personsto...ARGH! What was that for?"

Good question. Normally in a situation like that where you're round a table and there's a few of you I would just put in a quarter (if there was 4 of you) regardless of if I'd had less. If one person wasn't drinking though and blatantly had less then I'd put more in to cover for that but I wouldn't necessarily expect others to do the same. In other words, the onus was on them to cover for you rather than you to pay a quarter of the total, but seen as they wouldn't, if it was me, I just would have hoyed in a $20. 40383[/snapback] Correct. Which brings me to another annoying student habit - quarrelling on how to split a bill, or even worse, using calculators! BASTARDS! 40392[/snapback] I used to know this lad and lass that were going out - they'd been seeing each other for years, and when the bill came they would immediately grab it, work out everyone's share to the penny, and pass pennies between the two of them to make sure they each paid their exact share even though they lived together. It used to wind me up no end.

Now if it had been a combi boiler....... Anything involving gas I wouldn't trust myself fitting it tbh.

40379[/snapback] I've seen him in there drinking said cocktails. At one point he asked them to turn the music down cos he couldn't concentrate on his poetry.

Good question. Normally in a situation like that where you're round a table and there's a few of you I would just put in a quarter (if there was 4 of you) regardless of if I'd had less. If one person wasn't drinking though and blatantly had less then I'd put more in to cover for that but I wouldn't necessarily expect others to do the same. In other words, the onus was on them to cover for you rather than you to pay a quarter of the total, but seen as they wouldn't, if it was me, I just would have hoyed in a $20.

I was being sarcy because I thought as a Dylan hater; and in an attempt at humour and denigration you'd changed 'Bob' to 'Bib'. I take it back if it was unintended. Should have known you weren't that childish really. Bobist tbh. 40337[/snapback] My spelling mistake tbh 40343[/snapback] Lied about not using tbh anymore tbh.

Look at the state of Peter Crouch man.

I thought straight edge meant no shagging. What's all this pulling birds nonsense?

Beaten by Papa Lazaru tbh 40316[/snapback] yeah? 40319[/snapback] If the information I was given is correct, you're a foot taller than him Aaaaand, he's far from being perfectly formed!!!!! 40322[/snapback] Im not sure but i think anyone under 4ft 9" is classed as a midget? 40331[/snapback] Papa Laz falls under "Gnome" I think.

Chomp.

Nowt wrong with 5 quid ticket prices for Carling Cup games IMO. Freddie should do the same.

Scum. Sub-human scum, tbh. 40271[/snapback] I also witnessed this. It was actually the moment I turned against students tbh. 40277[/snapback] Erm, its more a reflection on the type of person he is than the fact he is a student, surely? 40284[/snapback] I agree. He was walking about like he had a massive penis an all. 40286[/snapback] Walking about like he was a massive penis you mean?

Scum. Sub-human scum, tbh. 40271[/snapback] Sub-human scum so he is.

I saw this student in the Trent once. He knocked a lightbulb off the light fitting and stuffed it down the pocket in the pool table, knackering it in the process. Pissed the bar staff off good and proper. Then on his way down the street when he left he started a fight with some poor bugger's wing mirror. He was from Belfast, I believe.

I hated working on student night when I worked in Bliss. It was always a quid a bottle because it was student nights and the little twats would get their NUS cards out and ask for a discount. On a quid. Wankers.

They all used to do the *mwah.....mwah* airkiss thing on my course. Every day. When I know for a fact that they were in lectures with the same people the day before. I just used to sit there consumed by a psycopathic desire to hurt them.

You took your lass to watch this?? Expect to be dumped by the weekend tbh.

They're the ones I mean. Mind, I was in Liverpool as an undergraduate, and looking back I can see what a twat I was in the first two years. I even stole a traffic cone once. I can only put it down to immaturity and a willingness to conform, but there were far, far worse than me. 40219[/snapback] Did you wear the cone on your head whilst staggering down the centre of the road, you crazy bastard, you?

Smashing windows, knocking over bins, missing deliveries, hurting people with flying papers. You sick bastard bastard tbh. 40211[/snapback] Aye, howay Mancy, get on your high horse on this one! 40212[/snapback] As a realistic representation of a paper round goes, it could certainly do with some work. Totally disrespectful to the young heros that get on their bikes every morning just so that the rest of us can read a paper without having to go to the shops for it.

Can't stand the twats. Went to Newcastle Uni and only knocked around with a couple of local lads and my mates from school. Loads and loads of sloaney wankers go to Newcastle.

The only thing I know is that when I had problems burning to DVD, all I started doing was saving the file as a disk image and then burning the image to DVD. If I tried to use the basic burn facility it didn't work. That probably doesn't help though.

Can't believe you bit tbh, Renton.

Nothing spawny about it my boy!

6.4 40086[/snapback] So you're in front of most of China! Big deal. (I hate this fookin thing, it makes no sense or should that read no cents?) 40098[/snapback] Aye I noticed you've been making a loss like. *pulls spaz face*