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Guardian reporting that West Ham think his career will be over if found guilty. Seems wild that would end your career when Mason Greenwood still has one.

Nice one! Season 3 though innit? And yes Fallout was really good.

Silo is good too.

Rigby and Jess Phillips both saying they'd heard there was more sleaze about to break regarding people close to Sunak so he just went "fuck it" and pulled the trigger. I don't know whether we now won't find out those things cos it's an election, or whether they'll still come out during the campaign, but there you go.

Is he being charged with both placing a bet AND then trying to make that bet pay out by getting carded? Bruno would be the fucking MASTER at this, given he can clearly turn the bookings on and off at will.

I fucking love the cozzie livs. What a country man. Platty joobs, cozzie livs and genny lec.

Paqueta Tayto's.

Aye, and I think it's hamstrings. Rapid player plus recurrent hamstring problems is no use to us.

Hope they don't come for Bruno. Paqueta has put out a statement saying he's contesting the charges, so we don't need to wait til June 3rd for his response.

Are we all aware that the kids are now talking about the cozzie livs and genny lec BTW?

Pwopa nawty!

I've given up giving a fuck about America. The place seems lost to the lunatics.

His laugh. He's just one of the lads. Going to a brewery, looking for some football chat, and these fucking Welsh losers have got no patter.

Bowen, yes. DCL, absolutely not. Permanently injured, and the king of underperforming his xG.

Dougie Freedman ❤️ Mid-table.

I'd rather have a pint with Klopp than you.

Tice still adamant they're standing in every seat. Good.

What does this mean for the Rayner investigation BTW? Cos I'm sure if it was a Tory being investigated, the police wouldn't say anything during an election campaign so as not to affect the result. Will the same apply to Labour or will there be the Tory equivalent of an "October surprise" a week out from polling?

Here we go.

Day 1 of the campaign. More to come.

With that Baker clip btw. It doesn't even occur to him that she's asking what he's gonna do for work. Most people, faced with the prospect of 6 weeks left in a job, don't get the luxury of planning sky diving or "fast catamaran sailing" trips. The fake action man bellend. You can tell with Baker, he's a bloke who basically looks after himself who works in an environment where most of the other blokes don't, and he thinks he's fucking God's gift as a result.

Also, Sunak confirming that no flights will leave to Rwanda before the election. So hundreds of millions spent on a scheme that will never be put into practice. Canny.

Tobias Ellwood was on telly earlier and mentioned three possible outcomes from the election: Hung parliament Tories lose "well" Tories lose "badly" Real inspirational shit on day 1 of a campaign, and basically Vote Tory, get a Labour led coalition. What incentive is that to vote Tory. Some of them have just given up and can't even bring themselves to pretend anymore. Meanwhile Sunak is in excited chihuahua mode.