Gemmill

He said: It’s not hard to see why the prime minister might want a path to deterrence without the hard graft, the boring work of fixing the wider system. But I’m afraid like so much of what he says these days, it is magical thinking. A symbol of the unquenchable Tory desire for the shortcut, the easy things, the sticking plaster. Gimmicks, not serious government. Let me spell it out again, a scheme that will remove less than 1% of arrivals from small boat crossings a year cannot and never will be an effective deterrent. Hard to see how anyone reading/hearing this won't think "fucking hell this bloke talks a lot more sense than the other lot?!"

“Why are people who come here from Bangladesh not being processed? Sitting here, not going back? The government isn’t doing it. This is not difficult territory. It’s actually, get on, roll your sleeves up, process the claims, and get this system functioning properly. We shouldn’t overestimate and talk up the difficulty here. It’s basic competence. Seriousness, not gimmicks.”

Starmer doing a big speech in Dover on Labour's plans to tackle illegal immigration. Such a difference to see someone behaving like an actual grown up on this.

Big Jim needs to listen to Gary.

They won't listen, wyki. Ignorance is bliss.

This cunt BTW. Supposedly he's now running focus groups about a new startup party to unite the right if the Tories suffer a wipeout. The bloke behind Vote Leave bemoaning the "shitshow" of our current plight. What a cunt.

I can't bring myself to give Morgan the clicks. It's entirely on brand for that prick to get someone with obvious mental health problems on his show to rack up ratings.

Aye, you don't get young POTY for coming into a shit midfield and basically looking a bit hungry and tidy on the ball. It's absolutely ludicrous that he's on the shortlist. He'll probably win it.

You've forgotten the young lad I remember on here. Full head of hair, and BIG DREAMS of following in the footsteps of his favourite poster and becoming an accountant. Sad that you would try and change your Toontastic origin story.

"I didn't WANT to be an accountant ANYWAY!"

I don't even work as an accountant. I'm qualified, but I ditched it cos who wants to to tick off their life one month end at a time. What I'm telling you is, I threw away the qualification that ewerk couldn't get.

You'd never catch me in sandals.

I went to Amsterdam, mainly so I didn't have to drink and get hungover. I fucking hate stag do's tbh.

Recession's over lads! The good times are back! Blighty is gonna be ROCKIN' this weekend.

Help! The Fred and Rose West of Toontastic are upon me!

I've got two mates that have come back from stag do's permanently disabled. One spinal injury, now in a wheelchair for life, the other brain injury, also in a wheelchair. Not to put a downer on your weekend ( ) but take care!

Note: POSTED ON REQUEST. Just the 13 points ahead of expectation.

I'll not show you the expected points table for the Bundesliga for this season because you all find it so upsetting, but suffice to say THEY'VE ABSOLUTELY STOLEN THE CUNT.

Sounds like they're owed some bad luck tbh. Fuck them!

Are Leverkusen still unbeaten in all competitions? So far tonight anyway.

Mint. There's a documentary called Rise of the Synths that's narrated by John Carpenter, all about Synthwave music and the resurgence of that 80s sound. It's a decent watch if you're into that sort of thing.

Hope it goes well strawb.