Gemmill

Now now, Willow.

Where are you living these days, fatso?

He's here man. Bombadil.

Any chance of a swear filter on here? Only I'm appalled at some of the foul language I'm being subjected to.

Trust this man. He knows his food.

Nah, they sound nicer than they taste. They taste a bit like smoke. Like how an ash tray smells.

I'll only believe it if you threaten me with a beating and tell me about how you're now a regular jack-the-lad who likes to do nothing better than drink 15 pints, beat the shit out of someone, shag a lass whose name you don't even know, and then be gone by the morning, leaving only your accountant business card on the bedside table to remind her that it wasn't just a horrible, horrible dream.

Probably. Although this fella can do an avatar....

Imposter! If it was the real one in all his new tough guy glory it would be the signing of the season.

Aye, Pipkin needs to be informed. Hobbes is currently undergoing electric shock therapy on his extremities in a hope to alleviate his depression, and will be contacted upon completion.

Did someone say there was a link on the admin board on the other site? Who put that up, and did it not piss those in charge off?

Craig is a horrible knobend, but it's about time Anthony just said to him "Look I'm not gay, so from now on there's to be no cuddles, no 'If you were gay I'd...' chats, and no rubbing me feet, hands, or anything else. And if you do it again I'll drown you in the pool." As for Kemal, the bloke is utterly physically repulsive. Walking around last night like a skeleton in a thong with a pair of high heeled shoes on. Anorexic ladyboy.

Nice one pud, yer hermer. Where were you on Saturday anyway?