Gemmill

Did that feel like shagging your lass's sister, Pipkin?

Hope Parker and Emre both get a decent run out tonight. Looking forward to this one even more now.

It won't open in Safari either. Perhaps this is why they're struggling for people to visit their site.

The Wedding Crashers. Definitely worth watching if you like a daft comedy.

My sister reckons he's bent and has "arrangements" with young up and coming actresses, which are designed to benefit their careers, and make him look straight. The way he went on on Oprah about Katie Holmes was embarassing - imagine you're one of his kids watching your dad behave like that on telly.

Aye, still can't see them doing it like, but they've given themselves a chance....

End of August 1997 was the first day of proper post-uni "career" work. It wasn't too bad because there was an intake of about 15 of us, all just left university, and we had training for the first couple of months, so it was a decent laugh.

Aye, it's a beautiful place like. These threads were so much more enjoyable when I could look for pictures of San Francisco instead of North Shields. BTW, is Medina bringing spare business cards for the other lads on this piss up? And I assume you're off out within staggering distance of a park.

Penalty though.

Fackin hell, Celtic are absolute [Taggart voice] murder [/Taggart voice]

Awful story. But Steve, just out of interest.....what were you doing reading Florida's Distinctive Gay and Lesbian Publication ?

Sky Channel 960 if anyone's interested...

Happy Birthday Mister. What are you doing to celebrate? An evening of moaning with some of your most miserable friends? Whatever you do, I hope it's as unfulfilling and depressing as you no doubt anticipate and hope it to be.

"Indeed, our sister paper on Teesside the Middlesbrough Gazette received 30 texts from Boro supporters last night saying they did not want Butt." STOP PRESS!! 30 texts? What a knobjob.

The danger with going for Owen is that we take our eye off the ball with Anelka. Owen won't come to Newcastle, but if we waste time and energy trying to sign him just to bolster Shepherd's ego, instead of focussing that time and energy on getting Anelka, we'll end up with no one.

See NUFC win something. Anything.

On men, yes. 6100[/snapback] And on Gemmill you mean? 6101[/snapback] I wouldn't know.... 6102[/snapback] You're willing to give him the benefit of the doubt then? 6103[/snapback] I meant that I don't know, but it sounded to me as if you might have seen the sight.... 6105[/snapback] Just the top of them over his hipsters when he was bending down. Felt like someone was walking over my fucking grave. 6107[/snapback] Aye but you banked it for wanking purposes though, admit it.

"JURASSIC PARK!!!"

Aye, even Clint Eastwood's got varicose veins these days and he's a bit younger than Paul Newman. That just wouldn't be nice at all.

WHOA! This thread was about if you HAD to (as in you have no choice in the matter) shag one bloke from history, who would it be. It was never, I repeat NEVER! about having a crush on swarthy Italian blokes, you mincer!

Whoever it is I hope they find them and chuck away the key. So sad listening to his sister talk about her little brother yesterday on the news.

Not having a go at the people that post on this forum you're talking about, Toonraider, but why doesn't he just tell people to ignore these nasty PMs? They could be deleted without even opening them. The idiots sending them would soon stop and it would mean he wouldn't have to go ahead with this reading of everyone's PMs. It seems a bit daft that some nasty PMs have caused this much hassle. Or is it a PMT discussion forum? If so, I take everything in this post back.

Never mind the heckling, come and meet us for a few beers at Flixton tomorrow night You never know, you might enjoy it 5725[/snapback] Aye, but he'll probably spoil it for you lot. 5731[/snapback] Has this place in Flixton got a pool table?

Cheeky twaaaaat. First bit of bother I've ever noticed there....although it was quite spectacular. 5497[/snapback] It's pretty notorious mate. I'd give it a wide berth if I was you. I went in there when I was clueless about it and I could just tell straight away it wasn't a good idea. 5589[/snapback] I've been in once, but it was on a weeknight and seemed ok. Mind, I am ABSOLUTELY NAILS though.

It's a gay bar?