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You forget that we're getting this lad back this summer. I assume we'll be keeping him in the squad given the season he's been having at Feyenoord.

His "that doesn't make any sense to anybody" about Ashworth being on gardening leave. It makes perfect sense for the club for which he has all of our transfer planning/Joelinton's contract details in his head, arse wipe. He's so quietly obsessed with himself. I hope he's very quickly at loggerheads with the Glazers and it all goes tits up.

Alabaster with a network of thick blue veins. Like blue cheese.

I bet he'd love to mash those baps.

Spitfire socks.

The crowd for Truss at CPAC. Back in your box, daft bitch.

It was just alright by the end I thought. Definitely hasn't had the same impact as the Mr Bates thing which I know they were hoping for. Unfortunately I think people are all scandalised out over covid. That, and the fact that there's probably a good 30 to 40% of the country that think thoughts ranging from, we should never have locked down, to it was all a hoax.

The Green Roasting Tin cookbook. I can only cope with all these veggies if I can just chuck everything in a roasting tin and forget about it.

Miso aubergines with tofu, sesame and chilli tonight lads. Has anyone checked the atmospheric temperature cos I haven't eaten meat since Sunday.

Arrogant cunt latest. Build a new ground for Man United with taxpayer money? That'll be a no, dickhead.

That's maybe why he sold us.

Ugh look at this. Trying to divert from his own stupidity. I'm WELL AWARE that those figures won't be the ones we use for PSR. That's why I didn't respond to Dave and say "well fuck Dave, looks like you're right". It's why I instead went looking for details on our latest PSR position. But I couldn't find anything definitive and gave up. Now please. Stop challenging the professor.

Hope he loses and drowns in legal costs.

Listen I wasn't going to say anything, but seeing as you've begged me to notice you, YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE. What Dave was saying that it looks like our combined loss for the last two financial years is £160m+, because the graphic shows us making a loss in each of the last two financial years of £80m+. Not a combined loss of £85m, which I believe is how you've interpreted his post. Consider yourself scolded by a genuine, bona fide, ICAEW Member. I'm gonna include this in my CPD declaration.

Honestly I didn't even spot we were on there til you pointed it out. I've tried looking around to see what our current FFP/PSR position is after that last set of accounts, but I've given up. Let Dazzler or Howay work it out and explain it.

Villa sailing close to the wind.

I mean the speaker has to be from one of the elected parties. If you think Hoyle is bad though, the Tories intend to replace him with one of theirs, so let's see how that goes.

You should have said "NO WAY have you been a woman all your life! Seriously though, is that right cos I am about to lose a pretty large bet."

Listening to Kieran Maguire, he reckons per conversations he's had with employment lawyers, anything in excess of 12 months gardening leave becomes hard to enforce and can be challenged. Which would still keep daft lad out of commission for the next two transfer windows.

I haven't been able to read the whole thing but even just the intro to this would seem to suggest Everton would somehow be in even worse shape if they get taken over by 777 than they are currently.

Good news all round.

Luton. They'll fuck it up, no doubt, but you've got to bask in these moments.

Hoyle claims he has genuine concerns about MP safety and he wanted to table all three motions to allow a full debate to be had. I mean they were all political game playing and what the Speaker did fucked with the SNP and Tory plan to squeeze Labour. Starmer was apparently facing up to 80 of his party rebelling and voting for the SNP motion if they didn't get a chance to vote on their own. That plan getting torpedoed by the Speaker caused hell on.