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He'll just join Reform now, surely.

The Mail report says that neither of those names have come from within the club. They've just "been mentioned to Mail sport" or something like that. So might be nowt.

Couple of alerts not far down the road.

You're in the clear!

It's actually an app. Definitely worth having on your phone if you're taking the dog to the beach - I was looking cos we were thinking of taking him. https://www.sas.org.uk/water-quality/sewage-pollution-alerts/ This is their website but worth digging out the app as well.

Give her the hairy side.

This must be the new plan to keep the forrins out. Fill the channel with raw sewage. No swimming for you today, @PaddockLad

If Curle wasn't such a renowned bellend too, the ref might actually have believed him when he went down holding his face for the elbow. Although how he missed that is nobody's business.

Those were the days. Back when you could dish out elbows and headbutts and not have to worry about some wanker in a van watching it on video.

There are no excuses for rocking a double-H.

Are you prepared to put your Toontastic politics reputation on the line for this one? Cos I say Sunak does nothing. About this or the fact that Truss has spent more time at CPAC than in the HoC in the last 6 months.

Sunak will do nowt. Too scared.

Hopefully this is as unhelpful for them as it was for us last season. I remember Howe complaining about the lack of time spent training cos of all the public appearance and activity shit.

Get cracking. It's all finished now so you can go all the way to completion.

Have you watched Barry? NoHo Hank is one of the all time great comedy characters.

I'm afraid not. The celebrities on it are insane man. Paul Burrell is on this series trying to talk to Dead Diana, who I assume he's claiming is haunting his house. I might watch the Chuckle Brothers one and report back.

Just seen a trailer for the latest series of Celebrity Help My House Is Haunted. One episode features the surviving Chuckle brother who is obviously claiming his house is haunted by his brother. I haven't watched the episode, but the trailer has him trying to do "To me"...and waiting for a ghostly ".... to you" from his brother. I'll not be watching it, but I strongly recommend you all do.

The hair horseshoe is ewerk's look.

Take a bow, @PaddockLad Was this the PSG game? Is that a perm BTW or all natural?

Not even a simple platitude.

Howe refusing to comment when asked about the job Ashworth has done. I love Edgy Eddie.

Sounds like she's planning a boob-job.

He'd have to pack in all his racist side-grifts too, which are his real reason for being. Anyway, no way is Starmer daft enough.