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Aye. She retracted her accusation, gave a no comment interview to coppers, etc, but the evidence (her injuries) was considered compelling enough for him to be charged.

It might have been that same account, but there was one on Bluesky yesterday touting a swap deal for Isak with Nunez, with their "expert commentator" claiming that it would be "a good move for both clubs".

Just tell them you've recently discovered that there's a family history and make something up about an uncle or something.

Side effects of that tamsulosin were an odd one. First tablet I've ever had where the pharmacist rang me after a couple of days to check if I was OK. The doctor mentioned something, maybe about it dropping your blood pressure or something? But if I had been lying down watching telly and got up to do something, for the first 20 to 30 seconds, I would get the proper head staggers. It was like I couldn't catch my breath or something. Stopped the day after I came off them. Very odd feeling.

You should offer to check it for her. @ewerkobvs.

I've heard of it, but I still don't know what it was all about.

Have we had this one yet?

Have they had you on Tamsulosin? I was on that alongside the antibiotics - it makes you piss like a racehorse so it might help you fully emptying your bladder?

Well he's a lying cunt cos he's just put one up about Tuchel's England.

That's why wykiki gets paid the big bucks.

He's just left 442 and started his own YouTube Channel called AC FC (Adam Clery Football Channel). It'll be worth a subscribe - his 442 videos were always good, and there's got to be a bumper Cup Final analysis video on the way.

Get the Chairman videoed next to seat 90,001 with his index finger raised, mouthing "number one, baby!"

These people will all get what's coming to them. This is going to be the most shambolic US administration of all time, and these fucking dweebs are actively making America weaker in every imaginable way, whilst strutting around like the big lads. This is a huge embarrassment for them, and behind all the bluster, they'll know it.

Luke Edwards is on this one, so I've got it on. Reveals that when he left the ground he felt lost, and so true to form had to go for a chicken kebab to try and process it.

These people are gonna get hacked and there will be some huge scandals off the back of it. They're creepy cunts that are likely up to no good in their private lives too, and if they're this lax with military secrets, all sorts will get found out.

Aye, if it's on show pre match it'll be tbd's favourite man, Darren Eales, flapping it about. Or maybe the injured/suspended lads. But it won't be much of a celebration. Better to just leave it to the last day of the season when hopefully CL is secured as well.

I almost want Lineker to ask Shearer about it on their podcast, cos Shearer would 100% show himself up by going after Gayle.

Someone had a petition up yesterday for Ritchie to be the driver.

Has the bloke that got Birmingham and Hull relegated offered any congratulations to the bloke that got Bournemouth relegated for ending Newcastle's trophy drought?

Scorched earth policy. I like it.

Shearer's the most disappointing one to watch defend him. That bloke will go after any and everyone managing or playing today if he thinks they're being unprofessional, but he won't hear a bad word said about Bruce cos they're mates. Load of shite.

I hope they're taking phone calls.

They're gonna mek him offer he daren't refuse.

Can someone please explain to fucking THUMB HEED what a prediction is.

Gordon is the one that I would be least disappointed to see go. I don't want him to be sold, but he strikes me as more replaceable/upgradeable than the others.