Gemmill

Some dogshit song called North London Forever which they adopted as an anthem.

Tino limping. Hopefully just being a fanny.

What happened? Missed this top shelf banter.

Us to win and Howe and Tindall to pair up at the end and sing "U-G-L-Y! YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI! YOU UGLY!" to Keown in the post match interview.

Barndog Millionaire to come on and score the winner.

Burn dropped, Isak back, Karius starts.

Some patter about Dubravka being out. Karius to start??

Truss has got zero chance of making big money in America. You couldn't ask for anyone less box office/razzmatazz than her. She's fucking boring.

I hope they never fire this conman.

Brailsford in the crowd. Lovely.

Spawny red fucks.

Brighton can get fucked mind. We better finish above those knackers.

Good lads, Fulham. Villa have a 4th now unfortunately.

You'll never guess where the Swiss got the idea for the colours of their flag from.

This is genuinely unbelievable from the BBC.

Grant Shapps just claimed he hadn't heard the comments this morning. Got away with it as well.

He'll just join Reform now, surely.

The Mail report says that neither of those names have come from within the club. They've just "been mentioned to Mail sport" or something like that. So might be nowt.

Couple of alerts not far down the road.

You're in the clear!

It's actually an app. Definitely worth having on your phone if you're taking the dog to the beach - I was looking cos we were thinking of taking him. https://www.sas.org.uk/water-quality/sewage-pollution-alerts/ This is their website but worth digging out the app as well.