Gemmill

Man City ruining my Arteta dream. 3-1. Well done Pep, 4 on the bounce. Now leave.

We've landed right on our feet with Lewis Hall.

I think the Villa lads have been on the hoy since they got CL. They're getting pumped.

Ethan Pinnock, Professor of Physics. Get Viz onto that. Just expecting to duck under that and it would all be fine.

Bournemouth score now. Great stuff lads. Maybe let them go to 3-1 before you get your second.

Here lads, don't fuck this up from 3 nil.

Liverpool 3 up. Commentators cannot move for spunk.

2 nil Chelsea. Oh well.

Aye Chelsea definitely not running away with it or anything. At least not yet, but they can score goals in a hurry. I'm just pleased we've turned up. Chelsea fucking up would be an insane bonus at this stage.

I'm now canny desperate for Man City to drop points at home and Arsenal to fail to beat Everton. Arteta on the touchline would be pure box office.

Be class if Bournemouth could pull off some shenanigans in the second half. At least we've done our bit, and Man United can finish 8th and fucking well like it.

Toney must have money on himself getting carded with that bullshit.

My stream went down and I come back to find 3 nil. Arsenal losing.

The Spanish Steve and Alex Bruce.

Half a yard off, despite the commentary team seeming very confident he was onside.

Get in.

Ref evening things up in case he got the Joelinton tackle on Wissa wrong, the clown.

Chelsea winning. Conference League or bust.

Fucking hell Joelinton.

I hope Arteta is haunted by their defeat at our place and that special, special goal.

Murphy with another high and wide effort. We'll have long since sold him before he scores another one of those.

Thought I'd watch some of the build up and was presented with Rio and Keown on TNT, and fucking Klopp watching highlights of his time at Liverpool on Sky. Fuck all of that, I'll come back at kick off.

Happy with that team. Even with Gordon out, it's a better side than started v Man United.

Pope, Schar, Joelinton and Barnes all start. Dubs, Trippier, Anderson and Gordon out.