Gemmill

Liverpool's largely asthmatic squad have had a quick puff of their inhalers at full time by the look of it.

I've watched I Dream Of Wires, a documentary about synthesisers, and dropped off/picked up my lass from town.

Fuck off again.

Conor Gallagher. Just fuck off mate.

Lads, I get what you're saying, but picture Klopp doing his three pump salute to all four sides of the ground. Cos that's what will happen if Liverpool win. I want him to win nowt and leave on a huge damp squib.

I've just put the Carabao final on, 30 seconds later and I want Chelsea to win. Fuck Klopp.

This lot are so tied in knots, it's fucking ridiculous. The far right has got the government in a figure four leglock. Apparently what Anderson said wasn't islamophobic either, according to Dowden.

LIAR! You'd be 11th if you'd picked up the points you actually deserve. LIAR!

Your expected points league table. Fucking Man United. Should be bottom half ffs. Spurs as well, 10 points better off than they should be. https://understat.com/league/EPL

Take this out on Blackburn and all will be forgotten.

That's that.

Miley's passing is excellent. He gets shown up for what he is on nights like this, but he's gonna be a really good player by the look of it.

The comeback's on here. Their magic inhalers have worn off.

I'd take 7th and smashing some shite sides up with our second string in the Conference League.

Arsenal are pressing us fucking relentlessly and they're very good at it. These aren't unforced errors we're making. They're just all over us. We're probably a decade behind this lot in terms of squad and club development. Us doing anything tonight was a massive ask. It's not a case of "well why can't we just be better than this".

Dear me. We're playing an excellent side. We're not remotely "a Bruce team". There's some fucking bizarre, entitled reactions on here to us getting beat at times.

Fair play to Arteta mind. The bloke is an arsehole, but these are fucking class.

Lucky bastards there.

Bollocks.

Gonna be a long night.

Think Tino has definitely got a problem. Keeps testing his hamstring or his knee or something.

Fair play to the ref for actually booking him there. They usually get another three goes at it.