Gemmill

PLCs have all sorts of different year ends mate - December is common and June tends to be the norm for football clubs as then the financial year encapsulates a full season.

If he goes to Arsenal, I wouldn't expect us to sign any more players than we've been planning to sign and would expect the money from the sale to disappear down the big NUFC plughole. Talk of Owen is pie in the sky IMO.

Fecking hell, and to think this thread was started to try and put an end to this pathetic cross-board bickering.

What business is it of yours why I crossed the fucking road, shortarse?

Not sure how Warren Barton's ended up in a thread like this. Not the greatest player in the world, but a sound bloke as far as I'm concerned. How is he an arsehole?

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...der=asc&start=0 Thought I'd post this over here rather than over there. Craig, honestly mate, you're making yourself look fucking daft with this constant sniping. I've sat and read through that thread this morning and it doesn't read like "drunken banter", it reads like bitter sniping hidden behind winking smilies. And IMO it does this board and those that have chosen to post on it no favours whatsoever. Why not just leave HTT to run his board and you run yours? I haven't seen him on here having a dig at you and I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate it if he did.

Would any of the women care to explain how to set the timer on the video? No. Thought not.

See, it could've been worse. We could've got Strachan.

Anyone care? Medina, don't be a fanny. If you don't want to go on there, don't. If you've got something to say to them, go on and say it to them.

If she was wanting publicity (and let's face it, they all are), she's fucked it up. All the papers will be full of Kemal tomorrow because he's the bigger character and they've had more time to talk to him today. Then next week they'll be focused on the latest evictee.

Fucking hell is it today? All the best mister. Hope the day goes well for you.

Fucking hell, how much of a slap does that lad need?

He wasn't giving, you were. And don't talk with your mouth full.

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way hitler would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. 4515[/snapback] F f f fuuuucking hel llllll ...was my word for word reaction to that.

"Part this, Moses" *WOOMF*

"How dare they call Eugene in and ask him to look after you instead of ME?" Errr, Craig. Eugene wouldn't have tried to kiss him and tell him he loved him all night.

Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy. 4474[/snapback] Fuck off bean counter! 4476[/snapback] "Go on Jenson. Accelerate through me chicane".

Are you for real? I reckon all that homo-accountancy bollocks has gone to your head! Gemmill's getting a new badge - a nice pink one! 4459[/snapback] Admit it. There's nowt you'd like better than to be fisted by Jenson Button in a shellsuit, Formula 1 boy.

GET IN. That horrible little shit is out!

Much Ado About Nothing? The Comedy Of Errors? The Mincer Of Venice? The Bumming Of The Shrimp? 4441[/snapback] Bastid. 4446[/snapback]

Sorry to dissapoint but Happy Face is Nicos Papavasiliou. 4444[/snapback] No dissapointment mate. Was hoping you'd turn up too.

Good use of Skinner's legend theory there. 4387[/snapback] Yep, giving the fattest man alive his only ever shag. I think Thompson and GayJon are just going for the legend status themselves. 4391[/snapback] Now now Isegrim, that's no way to talk about Thompson. 4403[/snapback] Well, at least Thompson wouldn't get hurt if he was on the receiving end... 4437[/snapback] Who told you that I was a gentle lover? Has Meenzer been talking?

Spongebob Toonpants. Although I suspect he might be Happy Face. Or a meringue?

Dan I think you'd be luck to last a sonnet out mate.