Gemmill

Aye, even Clint Eastwood's got varicose veins these days and he's a bit younger than Paul Newman. That just wouldn't be nice at all.

WHOA! This thread was about if you HAD to (as in you have no choice in the matter) shag one bloke from history, who would it be. It was never, I repeat NEVER! about having a crush on swarthy Italian blokes, you mincer!

Whoever it is I hope they find them and chuck away the key. So sad listening to his sister talk about her little brother yesterday on the news.

Not having a go at the people that post on this forum you're talking about, Toonraider, but why doesn't he just tell people to ignore these nasty PMs? They could be deleted without even opening them. The idiots sending them would soon stop and it would mean he wouldn't have to go ahead with this reading of everyone's PMs. It seems a bit daft that some nasty PMs have caused this much hassle. Or is it a PMT discussion forum? If so, I take everything in this post back.

Never mind the heckling, come and meet us for a few beers at Flixton tomorrow night You never know, you might enjoy it 5725[/snapback] Aye, but he'll probably spoil it for you lot. 5731[/snapback] Has this place in Flixton got a pool table?

Cheeky twaaaaat. First bit of bother I've ever noticed there....although it was quite spectacular. 5497[/snapback] It's pretty notorious mate. I'd give it a wide berth if I was you. I went in there when I was clueless about it and I could just tell straight away it wasn't a good idea. 5589[/snapback] I've been in once, but it was on a weeknight and seemed ok. Mind, I am ABSOLUTELY NAILS though.

It's a gay bar?

Make that two people. 5518[/snapback]

I bet they didn't bank on it taking so fucking long to spell stuff out to the thick bitch when they put this on Live in the last few minutes.

Can we just have it on record that Peasepud fancies this lass.

Cheeky twaaaaat. First bit of bother I've ever noticed there....although it was quite spectacular.

Nice to have you back mate. Hope you had a good holiday.

How horrible is Craig man? He turns my stomach just looking at him.

Anyone know it? It kicked off big time there last night - about 3 police cars, two police vans (complete with dogs) and one ambulance. 4 or 5 blokes cuffed and taken away, one for repeatedly punching one of the coppers in the face in the car park. Was anyone unlucky enough to be there last night?

Good work, herr commandant.

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight! 5447[/snapback] Hmmm, I might be able to let you have that one actually. Although if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't be doing it. I'm too tall. Nowt worse than being in a sea of people of around 5 ft 10 and being a head taller than all of them trying to look inconspicuous. 5450[/snapback] Or is it that there is no room for others when you enter the dance floor? 5462[/snapback] As a German male, I don't think you're in any position to be taking the piss in a discussion about dancing.

Yup. It was a quoted message and I was only including one emoticon, but there was a few in the quotes above. That nice HTT doesn't ration his emoticons like.

"You have posted a message with more emoticons that this board allows. Please reduce the number of emoticons you've added to the message" What's all that about then, nazis? Are we rationing?

Oi you tin-headed twat, I apologised too! 5430[/snapback] So you fucking should have, lightweight. How did Jenson do for you today? Oooooo baby. 5441[/snapback] Who you calling a fucking shiteweight? I challenge you to a Jenson?? 5th. Not that bothered like, the bloke I was wanting to do well won the race! 5445[/snapback] A drinkoff? I'd knack you man, southern shandy boy. To be honest I dunno how you watch F1. I cannot get away with it. Just the noise is enough to make me want to turn it off.

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight! 5447[/snapback] Hmmm, I might be able to let you have that one actually. Although if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't be doing it. I'm too tall. Nowt worse than being in a sea of people of around 5 ft 10 and being a head taller than all of them trying to look inconspicuous.

Much rather be in a pub. When I go out I go out for the craic and for a bit of banter and pisstake. If the music's so loud that you have to get an earful of gob just to talk to someone it kinda takes the fun out of things. And I don't dance, so clubbing's pretty much pointless. Oh and any blokes that do dance are gay-ay-ayyyyyyyyyyyy.

Oi you tin-headed twat, I apologised too! 5430[/snapback] So you fucking should have, lightweight. How did Jenson do for you today? Oooooo baby.

If my cat could talk, it would be a parrot. 5431[/snapback] Can it already fly?

If we sign Michael Owen I'll read all the Harry Potter books in a weekend.

Nice one HTT. Hopefully that'll be the end of the daftness. Isegrim, that bloke in your avatar looks like Colin Jackson.