Gemmill

Apparently ball and man is a red. Jeff Winter telt wuh. Gilberto did go down like Medina at a Japanese banquet mind you. 13658[/snapback] Like I'm gonna take Smoggy Winter's word for it.

So FIFA advocate referees making incorrect decisions and then sticking to them. Nice one.

I'd rather look at that than that fat fucker 13048[/snapback] Theres a saying Skol, i can lose weight, you on the other hand............. 13486[/snapback] Yep, you can lose weight. But then you'll just look like a slim Christopher Biggins.

Dan, if you could quickly nominate McGrath or Lee for MOTM now please.

He's oot. Quality jinx.

Ludicrous catch by Jones there to get Warne out. Lee in now.

Suspect it was an MSN dare turned thread. Always a good bet for a REALLY FUNNY read.

Gillespie gone LBW, bowled Hoggard.

Clarke bowled by Jones. Gillespie moved up the order and coming in ahead of Warne.

Sorry but that is complete bollocks. No matter how bad the decision is, you have to respect the umpire's opinion. I don't want to go down the Wayne Rooney route in cricket, thank you very much. And excessive appealing? What are you on? Nearly all of the lbw shouts have looked really close, you can't blame the England team for appealing. Just be lucky that Bowden is getting them all right. And Gemmill, weren't you formerly one of the 'cricket is shite' brigade? Nice to see you've turned the corner. 12437[/snapback] I'm just providing latest scores for Sammy. He's very keen on them. Plus I'm off work.

I see you're back to your old ways of condensing all the posts previously made in the thread into one sentence.

Fatal Attraction? 12407[/snapback] No, ive seen that many times, but it was along those lines i think. Plus much more recent, it must have been released at the cinemas within the last year. 12408[/snapback] Closer?

Gilchrist gone. Caught Bell, bowled Flintoff.

Katich out, c Giles b Flintoff.

Fuck off.

Damien Martyn out LBW to Harmison. Ropey decision by the umpire.

Good on him for admitting his mistake. There's not many that will. Does fuck all to help us in that result but it means Jenas isn't banned - something we can't afford with our thin squad. There's a lot that would have left it as it was rather than admit they were wrong.

Hayden bowled by Flintoff.

Langer oot first ball from Hoggard.

Sir Lancelot and the Strangely Proportioned Protrusion

You're just jeal cos it's better than the ones you write on the lawn at the Civic in your lunch hour.

You're in a wind tunnel tbh.

Big Boro fan at work that I know reckons that Boro met Sporting's valuation yesterday only for them then to play Douala last night. Apparently Keith Lamb was there desperately trying to get to talk to Douala to try to convince him not to play last night, but he couldn't get near him.

I mean I'm using it as an excuse to spam, you piscine bum jockey! 10402[/snapback]

Hobbes, if it keeps you out of a straitjacket, I'm more than willing to act as a focus of your manic depression. SLP has my position spot on. The time I argued that people demanding him be sacked were idiots was not long after he'd first joined the club when people were saying that anything less than Champions League qualification was a sackable offence. If you insist on clinging on to this as a stick to beat me with, then feel free. You seem to think that because I said that Souness deserved more time than people were willing to give him that this now means I rubber-stamp any and all of his decisions and therefore should be held partly responsible when things go wrong. Get a grip - I'm about as pissed off as you are with the state of the squad going into the new season funnily enough. Just because I didn't like Robert doesn't mean that I think getting rid and not replacing him was a good idea, just as I don't think getting rid of any players without replacing them is a good idea. You are fucking obsessed with me lad.