Gemmill

Here's us all going "Oh fuck we're going into the season with only Ameobi as a genuine replacement for Shearer", and you've got Shola going "I reckon I can make the world cup squad next year". Talk about being out of touch with anything even remotely resembling reality.

Hairy. Jesus Hairy Christ.

I love the level of scientific accuracy there. What's next? "Some personal music players (if you put them through huge fucking amplifiers) - 7 trillion decibels"? 14528[/snapback] Aye, and I refuse to believe there's only 5 decibels difference between listening to your iPod loud, and standing next to a fucking jet engine.

"Fancy going two's up, Giggsy?"

Wahey, Rob's surfing the BBC News site again!

I think the mods should change your username to Gervase in honour of this moment of stupidity.

Who knows, but if we don't sort something in the next 13 days we are fucked up front until January.

SLP = Richard Simmons

calm down tiger Arent frosties a bit of a rip off? Surely its cheaper to buy cornflakes and add your own sugar? 14170[/snapback] He'd end up trying to do it to every flake though. Pure asperger's that lad. 14173[/snapback] Ass Burger?

I've had fuck all so far and I'm starving.

Yeah, it sounds really sexy.

Jesus wept.

I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. 13996[/snapback] If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger. 13998[/snapback] Such a tit!

Sven looks to inspire his team by standing motionless on the touchline staring into the middle distance like a man at a funeral.

3-0.

Fuck knows, but the Danes aren't complaining - they're now 2-0 up.

Did you see the goal they just scored? I'm better in nets than David James. Seriously.

Would agree with that. Had a Russian landlord that lived in the apartment above me in San Francisco and him and his wife were really nice people. Moved out in the end though cos they got a bit overbearing, and their son kept coming down and announcing "My mam's in the bath. Mind if I used your toilet?".......then he'd go in there and pebbledash the fucker. Got him back the day we moved out though - he came down with the usual story. Told him yep, go ahead. He obliged. Unfortunately for him we'd already cleared everything out of the bathroom, including the bog roll. 13955[/snapback] I thought you were gonna say you went up to their appartment and took a dump in their bath while she was in it. 13963[/snapback] You been watching Didsbury Uncovered again or something?

Would agree with that. Had a Russian landlord that lived in the apartment above me in San Francisco and him and his wife were really nice people. Moved out in the end though cos they got a bit overbearing, and their son kept coming down and announcing "My mam's in the bath. Mind if I used your toilet?".......then he'd go in there and pebbledash the fucker. Got him back the day we moved out though - he came down with the usual story. Told him yep, go ahead. He obliged. Unfortunately for him we'd already cleared everything out of the bathroom, including the bog roll.

Fucking ace. Not sure what the craic is exactly. Got it off the other board. Hope he's fit for the weekend.

Woah there, easy tiger. Your blood pressure must be through the roof! Saying that like i might try the buttered bread one next time wor lass kicks off. Out of interest, how did she respond to the "Flora treatment"? 13943[/snapback] I know a lad who did that to a waiter who put butter on his bacon sandwich when he'd specifically asked for no butter. Little Chinese bloke (the waiter) nearly shat himself.

Aye, I'm sure you are.........

You fancy Ian Woosnam?

Manc-mag hung like two Chinese mice?