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Everything posted by Gemmill
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Here's us all going "Oh fuck we're going into the season with only Ameobi as a genuine replacement for Shearer", and you've got Shola going "I reckon I can make the world cup squad next year". Talk about being out of touch with anything even remotely resembling reality.
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Hairy. Jesus Hairy Christ.
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I love the level of scientific accuracy there. What's next? "Some personal music players (if you put them through huge fucking amplifiers) - 7 trillion decibels"? 14528[/snapback] Aye, and I refuse to believe there's only 5 decibels difference between listening to your iPod loud, and standing next to a fucking jet engine.
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"Fancy going two's up, Giggsy?"
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Wahey, Rob's surfing the BBC News site again!
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I think the mods should change your username to Gervase in honour of this moment of stupidity.
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Who knows, but if we don't sort something in the next 13 days we are fucked up front until January.
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SLP = Richard Simmons
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calm down tiger Arent frosties a bit of a rip off? Surely its cheaper to buy cornflakes and add your own sugar? 14170[/snapback] He'd end up trying to do it to every flake though. Pure asperger's that lad. 14173[/snapback] Ass Burger?
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I've had fuck all so far and I'm starving.
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Yeah, it sounds really sexy.
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I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. 13996[/snapback] If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger. 13998[/snapback] Such a tit!
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Sven looks to inspire his team by standing motionless on the touchline staring into the middle distance like a man at a funeral.
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3-0.
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Fuck knows, but the Danes aren't complaining - they're now 2-0 up.
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Did you see the goal they just scored? I'm better in nets than David James. Seriously.
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Would agree with that. Had a Russian landlord that lived in the apartment above me in San Francisco and him and his wife were really nice people. Moved out in the end though cos they got a bit overbearing, and their son kept coming down and announcing "My mam's in the bath. Mind if I used your toilet?".......then he'd go in there and pebbledash the fucker. Got him back the day we moved out though - he came down with the usual story. Told him yep, go ahead. He obliged. Unfortunately for him we'd already cleared everything out of the bathroom, including the bog roll. 13955[/snapback] I thought you were gonna say you went up to their appartment and took a dump in their bath while she was in it. 13963[/snapback] You been watching Didsbury Uncovered again or something?
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Would agree with that. Had a Russian landlord that lived in the apartment above me in San Francisco and him and his wife were really nice people. Moved out in the end though cos they got a bit overbearing, and their son kept coming down and announcing "My mam's in the bath. Mind if I used your toilet?".......then he'd go in there and pebbledash the fucker. Got him back the day we moved out though - he came down with the usual story. Told him yep, go ahead. He obliged. Unfortunately for him we'd already cleared everything out of the bathroom, including the bog roll.
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Fucking ace. Not sure what the craic is exactly. Got it off the other board. Hope he's fit for the weekend.
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Woah there, easy tiger. Your blood pressure must be through the roof! Saying that like i might try the buttered bread one next time wor lass kicks off. Out of interest, how did she respond to the "Flora treatment"? 13943[/snapback] I know a lad who did that to a waiter who put butter on his bacon sandwich when he'd specifically asked for no butter. Little Chinese bloke (the waiter) nearly shat himself.
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Aye, I'm sure you are.........
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You fancy Ian Woosnam?
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Manc-mag hung like two Chinese mice?