Gemmill

I used to hate Diet Coke, but then I got drinking it for a while and now I can't go back to full fat. It's too sugary.

This needed pointing out btw: Laughing at his own answers to his own questions. "Oooo Chris, these questions. I'm killing me! (laughs)"

There's a name for people who have the same taste taste in food and movies as you...wimmen! 112281[/snapback] Easy viewing man. One of those where I watched it in a dress but actually didn't mind it too much. 112284[/snapback] And now diet cherry coke? It's not a man-bag at all, is it? 112294[/snapback] It's not coming to the pissup on Saturday now like. I'll show them! The diet cherry coke is class btw.

I even interviewed myself. I think that's what did it.

I've been campaigning for it for a while and it's finally arrived. Get in!

There's a name for people who have the same taste taste in food and movies as you...wimmen! 112281[/snapback] Easy viewing man. One of those where I watched it under duress but actually didn't mind it too much.

You've got 2 years on me, you're either letting the baldness get to you, or (and this is more likely in my opinion), your letting the mask slip: "How could I have been responsible for doing all those things in the camps if I'm only 68, 32, 31..." 112270[/snapback] The chicks dig the baldness tbh And the SS uniform. 112276[/snapback] And then this one time.....at concentration camp.....

112264[/snapback] If he was a geordie he's still be playing - ALAN OLIVER FACT!

Yes, the girlfriend loves that movie, honest. 112257[/snapback] I quite enjoyed it. And Sweet Home Alabama too. She's in Best In Show and A Mighty Wind as well IIRC. And she isn't as nice as that avatar suggests.

32 these days I think. Getting on tbh.

Isn't she Reese Witherspoon's friend in Legally Blonde too?

Read the book, bummer boy! It's packed with "did you know?" facts. In fact I think you're a bit jeal that I've unleashed a few in the last few days before you've got to them.

"Ok lads, good first half. Kieron, you've done well, no effects from the injury I hope........what's that?......no I can't tell him that Sam......well, it's just.........OK!!! I'LL TELL HIM!...........Boumsong, Sam says he's had shits that could defend better than you."

Very good book, and analogy for that matter, back in your box! 112234[/snapback] Now we just need Renton here to form a triumvirate.

I shall be wearing a pink trilby and shouting "HELLO MY INTERNET FRIENDS" before necking three bacardi breezers and falling down the stairs. 112221[/snapback] Sounds UNCANNILY similar to manc-mag last time he turned up.

Silence, heemasex! I think it's a pretty good analogy - he does another one talking about the time on earth taken as a normal day. The dinosaurs were around for 45 minutes, you'll be interested to hear. They turned up around 10pm. 112215[/snapback] That's been used by loads of other people. We've been around for a few seconds if I remember rightly. Anyway, look at the plight of him. Propa mong 112220[/snapback] One minute and 17 seconds I think.

With Sam as his assistant? The team talks would be class.

If it's a loan we're screwed anyway - we need cash to buy a replacement.

Aye, the more the merrier. Wear a red carnation to avoid having to ask everyone if they're "off the internet".

Silence, heemasex! I think it's a pretty good analogy - he does another one talking about the time on earth taken as a normal day. The dinosaurs were around for 45 minutes, you'll be interested to hear. They turned up around 10pm.

Beautiful stuff - we've come full circle! It's the circle of life. It's the wheel of fortune. More pearls from Bill Bryson by the way - if you extended both arms outwards to represent the age of the earth, human existence would only be represented by the very end of one fingernail - the way he described it, it could be wiped out with the swipe of a nail file. So there you go - I'm turning into the "did you know?" man.

This was back in the days when there was no bridge and you had to be ferried through the fog across the river on a punt, by a mysterious man in a cloak.

Doesn't even know where Gateshead is tbh. 112140[/snapback] Good to see you two throwing the insults about as though you owned an acceptable haircut between you. 112158[/snapback] Are you gonna be allowed to come to the pub pre-match this weekend or will you be wandering around Eldon Square with the boss? 112169[/snapback] Nah she's meeting her mate so I'm off the hook. Told her how it was gonna be tbh. 112181[/snapback] Boolsheet!

You diseased slut!

Wooooo-hoo-hooOOOOOooooooOOooo!!!