Gemmill

Did anyone PM Calimag? Hopefully he's read this thread!!

I was talking to a lad I know that knows Taylor. Apparently he's just bought a 700,000 house and signed on a 5 year mortgage for it. Lucky bastard!

My dad does it now he's retired, he's cheap and he's really good. 15177[/snapback] Does he do tiling? If so, he's hired! 15179[/snapback] Unfortunately not. 15183[/snapback] Bugger. Ah well, at least I'll know for next time.

My dad does it now he's retired, he's cheap and he's really good. 15177[/snapback] Does he do tiling? If so, he's hired!

Sounds good to me. I'll have some strange people that I knew in San Francisco in attendance - two Canadians and a Londoner. They've all got tickets for the match.

I've been off all week decorating. I'm covered in fucking paint and will be hiring people in future for any and all of my decorating needs.

Stand on those scales with both feet now! 15171[/snapback] And stop hanging from that bar on the ceiling 15173[/snapback] Cock off, c-words.

I'm a positively lithe 14 and a half stone at the minute, I'll have you know.

Robson can say what he likes about Jenas. The consistently unimpressive performances on the pitch speak a lot louder than Robson, I'm afraid.

Well Benitez has just said they're not after him.

Puff.

- End of season quotes from various players will include repeated use of the phrase "the fans deserve better than this". - The same quote will be used following our exit from both domestic cup competitions by the same players.

"Niiiiiiiice"

Well done mate. Bit swotty though.

I'm a fan of the fact that they've paid 15 million pound higher than their initial bid of 11m. Fair enough, they've got the money and it's clearly no object but they're still paying way over the odds for people. Just a shame we don't have a player they want that we could take the piss out of them with.

There's a sticky at the top of the page mate. I'm sure there'll at least be some people meeting pre-match so we'll let you know where and when.

Live pictures of some journalists sat in a room waiting for Essien and Mourinho to turn up at the minute. I'm on the edge of my fucking seat.

You'd think they'd hire journalists that could write a fucking sentence properly.

Beatyerbeatyer!

Emre out for SIX FUCKING WEEKS according to Sky Sports News.

I know most footballers are thick but this lad is something else. He's been on trial at Arsenal and wants a contract......and somehow he decides that the best way to go about this is to announce to the press that he has a good chance as behind the scenes, Sol Campbell has handed in a transfer request. I can just see Wenger at the press conference unveiling Christanval going "Yeah, not only have I been impressed by him as a player, but also his willingness to blab internal club affairs to the press at the first available opportunity has also been highly impressive."

"The chairman is working all day, every day on the telephone trying to make things happen." Mental image of Shepherd with a big tray of chocolate eclairs in front of him and fresh cream all round his gob picking up the phone every time Souness turns up going "Yep..*munch*...we definitely want him....*gobble*....aye, that's our final offer.......*chomp.......*puts phone down*......*barrrrrrrrp*.....Nee luck yet Graeme son, but I'm trying me best......*slug-like creamy grin*".

No you're right, it was me. Have I inadvertently used it somewhere?

We're we not arguing only last week on t'other board about the whoosh? 15039[/snapback] You've lost (whooshed?) me.

He must have refused some heather from one of the gyppos in Eldon Square or something. He's had a nightmare run.