Gemmill

That tache alone was reasonable grounds for a divorce.

You expected jet lag after holidaying at Manchester Airport?

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? 16272[/snapback] Give us your ticket then! (ps I still owe you for the last Man U game at Old Trafford, so get us one for this and we'll call it quits!) 16283[/snapback] I think there's still some tickets left. 16292[/snapback] Sorted! Travelling up with the reds. Fucking marvellous! 16459[/snapback] You've actually managed to ring the box office and sort yourself some travel too!? Jesus! Mummy wow! Sam's a big boy now!

Aye I agree about the Souness resignation thing - I would walk if I was him, because Shepherd is taking a lend. If Shepherd can get through this transfer window without spending any more cash, you can guarantee that a good chunk of what's available will be earmarked as dividends for him and Dougie. Shepherd knows that and that's why he keeps falling just short with these signings. I am so sick of the fat wanker at the minute - I really don't believe that he even wants these transfer attempts to be successful.

Would Dickov be any worse than Shearer in his current form? 16242[/snapback] It's not just Shearer's bad form, it's also the entire team around him and our tactics, or have you somehow missed that? Shearer + no supply or support = no goals. Like Dickov is going to fix it..... 16246[/snapback] No I haven't. Have you noticed that when we do have posession of the ball in midfield that the complete absence of any movement from Shearer up front leaves the midfield scratching their heads as to quite what to do with the ball? Or have you somehow missed that? 16255[/snapback] He was by himself, completely isolated, and his only supply was the long ball hoof. What the hell do you expect him to do playing under that system? Of course if we had Bellamy or Robert.... There's no need for any scape goat other than Souness for the mess we are currently in. 16261[/snapback] I'm not using him as a scapegoat, but can you really not see that the bloke is completely finished? I take no pleasure whatsoever from it, but it is an undeniable fact when you see him out there. The only time I see him animated is when he's berating a team mate for the inability to pull a ball back and thread it through the 3 defenders that have positioned themselves between the crosser and himself as a result of his inability to manouevre himself around the box. As for the Bellamy and Robert stuff.....I really can't be arsed.

Soz.

Would Dickov be any worse than Shearer in his current form? 16242[/snapback] It's not just Shearer's bad form, it's also the entire team around him and our tactics, or have you somehow missed that? Shearer + no supply or support = no goals. Like Dickov is going to fix it..... 16246[/snapback] No I haven't. Have you noticed that when we do have posession of the ball in midfield that the complete absence of any movement from Shearer up front leaves the midfield scratching their heads as to quite what to do with the ball? Or have you somehow missed that?

Would Dickov be any worse than Shearer in his current form?

Was gonna post something like that earlier, but restrained myself. You're right though, and that blokes comedy show sounds hilarious.

Don't you think you might feel less indifferent if we did win though?

From NUFC.com's match report (sounds like they've got it spot on to me. I can't understand anyone wishing for us to get beat): Since the days when I stood under the Scoreboard on the Gallowgate, those around me have never been happier when they're truly miserable and a late Parker goal would have ruined their misery. There are also those who see a succession of bad results as the quickest way to rid us of our current management. That's taking nose-cutting and face-spiting to a ridiculous degree. This correspondent never wanted Souness anywhere near this club but a change of manager as the transfer window is about to close would be suicidal. Where did it get us last season? 14th. For those looking at this week's Premiership fixtures hoping for a home win at the Reebok, shame on you. This club desperately needs to win some football matches. Quickly.

Ah but you're merely using facts and results to back your argument, what good is that!!! Expect it to be ripped to bits by people still unwilling to accept Souness is shite, as mindless stats and not taking into account the "50 goals a season Robert costs us" (despite wingers being responsible for next to no goals at all) and several mentions of Kluivert being a fat, lazy mercenary! 16146[/snapback] Funny that when "facts and results" were used on the other board (on the Au Revoir... thread) to prove that over the course of the last two seasons Robert made next to fuck all difference to our results, they were roundly ignored by the Robert-lovers. I can't be arsed to go and find them, but they're there. Blackburn were well beaten by West Ham in a game in which Bellamy played for them, and Portsmouth's results with Robert in the starting line-up aren't looking too good. If we're playing fantasy what-if's, surely this should be taken into consideration?

I like pretty much any chocolate bar.

I've actually seen a tramp decline a plain chocolate digestive! You fucking minger! 15941[/snapback] You need a bit of class to appreciate dark chocolate mate, so I can see how you struggle with them.

I don't really eat them that much, but I like the Walkers Sensation Sweet Thai Chilli ones.

McVities Plain Chocolate Digestives. Class.

Aye 10-Nil. Easy. 15843[/snapback] No, 1-0, probably converting the Jenas free kick. Anyway Gemmill, I was meaning to ask you this, I hope you're happy with yourself after Saturday's dismal performance. You must feel really proud. 15879[/snapback] Yes I really enjoyed it thanks. I already feel like I've got my money's worth from my season ticket this year. As for converting the Jenas free kick, it's not like he was odds-on to score every time we got one. It's far more likely that it would have hit some poor bugger in Row P.

He's so Luque, he's a star. [/britney]

We've got no chance whatsoever.

Aye 10-Nil. Easy.

Has it not occurred to you why this was so? 15435[/snapback] Must have been a lezza.

If I'd opened this to find one of those pretend press conference threads, I was going to batter you. Sounds promising, although the private jet thing sounds doubtful. It would certainly be a nice introduction if they unveiled him at half time with us 1 nil down.

Yeah yeah, heard it all before mate, but you never turn up. 15422[/snapback] *makes mental note to use Gemmill as excuse for not turning up 15423[/snapback] You weren't going to anyway, and you know it. 15424[/snapback] Ahhhh bollox to ye! just for that Im going to turn up now! that'll teach you. 15425[/snapback] Wo'evoh mingoh!

Yeah yeah, heard it all before mate, but you never turn up. 15422[/snapback] *makes mental note to use Gemmill as excuse for not turning up 15423[/snapback] You weren't going to anyway, and you know it.

15419[/snapback] Yeah yeah, heard it all before mate, but you never turn up.