Gemmill

Is AF Toontastic's first bona fide diva?

The name of the statue is "Innocent Victims" by the way.

SELECT * FROM table_posts WHERE post_author <> 'Gemmill' should deal with that nicely enough! 26817[/snapback] Speak English, boy!

Look at the clip of that thing. Love the bit in bold too.

It's quite literally their only hope now to bridge the gap that's openend up between the two clubs since the early 90s. It's no wonder they cling onto it like they do. 26792[/snapback] And to be fair they do stick with it like nobody's business, for years now they've been saying its about to happen! For all the problems people may have with freddie he isn't about to do a Ridsdale, or a Bates at Chelsea before Abramovich bailed him out. 26797[/snapback] Freddie's helped by a couple of things - he's a good businessman, but more importantly by the fact that he knows he has guaranteed gates and guaranteed season ticket sales (because of us idiots!). Most other clubs don't have that luxury and so spending big like we have leaves them susceptible to financial problems in a way that it doesn't really for us.

I learnt a long time ago not to try and predict NUFC results. There's very little rhyme or reason to them.

It's the ADULTS that read Harry Potter books that should have their right to an opinion removed.

It's quite literally their only hope now to bridge the gap that's openend up between the two clubs since the early 90s. It's no wonder they cling onto it like they do.

A game?!? It's been down for a fucking fortnight!

Like every bird in every magazine then? Her hair's nice. 26776[/snapback] Who are you like, fucking Vidal Sassoon? 26779[/snapback] To be fair though that is a massive improvement on her previous hair!!! 26782[/snapback] Pair of mincers! "Oooo Mel, I like what you've done with your hair!"

Like every bird in every magazine then? Her hair's nice. 26776[/snapback] Who are you like, fucking Vidal Sassoon?

There's some shite been transferred into there tonight like. Gold my arse. They're supposed to be either particularly amusing, contain particularly amusing lines (see SSR's above) or emotional in some way, not just any old shite that someone thinks is half decent.

Looking quite airbrushed. She's a spotty cow in real life.

I'm sure he is a good lad LM, and the stories themselves would probably be entertaining enough just written in normal English and without all the "Errrrr, I'm thick me like" bits in them. Shame someone's taken the decision to print them like that.

It's how she got there that worries me. 26128[/snapback] Presumably he ate her.

Dunno when he'll be back, but listening to a doctor on the radio the other day saying that this hyperbaric chamber treatment that Simon Jones is getting reduces recovery time by up to TWO THIRDS. Why haven't we got one of these at Newcastle? Kieron Dyer should be wheeled around in one.

I've been over this one umpteen times and don't have the time or inclination to do it again. We disagree and that's fine.

Do you feel your position as resident German retard is under threat? 26697[/snapback] What by somebody who obviously learnt the language via Babelfish? In this case my position is as safe as yours in the English retard category. 26708[/snapback] Be talking to ze hand as ze face it doesn't listen.

I heard it was for Al to use as a punch bag after Lundekvam labelled him "finished" and "the easiest centre forward in the Premiership to play against" four or five years ago. As Ian Wright said, on reading what he'd said about Shearer, "Claus Lundek-WHO?!?"

Aye I've read it and agree it's cringeworthy.

Do you feel your position as resident German retard is under threat?

Oh dear. Someone's in trouble.

And appropriately enough the first (and so far, only) thread in there is one I started.

What the hell was attractive about Robert? He looks like the bleeding village idiot. Stick him in a jester costume and get him to do that silly dance he did when he scored and he'd look the part. 26603[/snapback] I don't get it either. My wife was gutted when he left. Especially when we were away on holiday when he did the striptease. Maybe if I bang my face off the coffee table a few times, my mouth will resemble someone with Down's syndrome, and the missus will be happier. (Maybe I just prefer men with purdy mouths ) 26624[/snapback] He doesnt personally do anything for me, as he's too smoothy looking, but surely you can see he's good looking? 26626[/snapback] He's good looking, in a Joey Deacon sort of way... 26630[/snapback] I agree. Look at the clip of the bloke. He looks simple. And that dopey grin where his eyes go all slitty. Duelling Banjos time every time I see it.