Gemmill

On the metro passing through Sunderland about a month ago, some mackem charver asked me if my ipod was a laptop.

He reckons he's nails like. I'm pretty sure I could take him.

from http://www.iranian.ws/cgi-bin/iran_news/exec/view.cgi/1/862 28527[/snapback]

are you actually alive or are you in a coma? as I thought the average was meant to be 72 bpm. 28006[/snapback] Yeah, the average? I'm superhuman. 28019[/snapback] Isn't a slow pulse also a result of obesity? You are not superhuman, you're just superfat. 28028[/snapback] In fairness, he's more chubby than obese. 28514[/snapback] And to be fair to Alex, he's more shaven than bald.

Have they taken that back off them now? Blaydon will be seething.

Isn't straight edge basically just a collective term for dweebs?

Somebody make him stop.

Spam.

YOU went to university?!

Sums up the undercurrent xenophobic activity that rears it's head once in a while (normally during major international championships). 28276[/snapback] I don't really think it's xenophobic to prefer Solano not to miss games for Newcastle as a result of playing for Peru. I'd want the same of Michael Owen.

If he'd stopped playing for them when he was with Villa, I think our assumption in signing him was that he wouldn't be playing for them anymore. If he's going to start missing games because of it then personally I think it's out of order. However, if we wanted to guarantee anything then it should have been in his contract, so he's well within his rights to play for them.

He's taking the piss isn't he?

Aye I got a bit lost as well. What the hell is "straight edge"? First time I've ever heard of it. Mind it doesn't sound like something I'd be particularly interested in.

Did you have a little stiffy like him when he left too though?

I'm more than willing to read your opinion. I was merely pointing out that it holds no more weight than anyone else's.

Aye I got the same PM and responded similarly. Learn to take a joke, NERD!

are you actually alive or are you in a coma? as I thought the average was meant to be 72 bpm. 28006[/snapback] Yeah, the average? I'm superhuman.

One thing is certain: I wouldn't be an accountant. Don't know what I'd fancy really, but sometimes when I watch those travel shows like Lonely Planet on Discovery, I think that must be a class job - getting paid to travel the world and take in new places. Wouldn't mind doing that.

Blaming the pitch now? Fucking hell!

Pulse rate of 45 here. Like a finely tuned athlete.

Let me get this right then. We shouldn't speculate on this one without knowing all the facts.....but it's ok for you to speculate that the police have decided to frame the mother for murder? As for your close shave with CO poisoning - what relevance does that have to your pontifications? 27874[/snapback] means I might know what I'm talking about - a new thought for this board I know but there you go....................... 27895[/snapback] How's that then? You state that CO poisoning affects the very old or the very young quicker than others and that somehow puts you in a position of great knowledge about this case? I know that if someone gets shot in the head there's a good chance that they'll die, but it wouldn't give me any advantage in a discussion about a shooting in which we all have the same facts available to us.

At the same time we should make sure that we will see Owen as often as possible in a Toon shirt... 27886[/snapback] I thought that went without saying, tbh.

You're at your bird's house and you're playing on the computer? NERD!

And do something about that bloody signature will you. It's fucking enormous.

Oi man, the window just closed and I for one am pleased about it! No more rumours allowed until at least mid-December.