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Spence Terrace Chinese Takeaway in North Shields is the stuff of legends.

Well, you need £60 plus taxi fare then don't you? 29175[/snapback] Fuck that. 29176[/snapback] Is your mam picking you up then?

I have been abroad on school trips but that was a group passport. I think most of my mates all ready have one. 29154[/snapback] They should go abroad then and leave you to rue your "no passport" status.

If there's any Avril Lavigne turns up in the charts there'll be nowt the matter.

A lad of your age should have a passport. I think you and your mates should all go on a weekend break to the passport office at Liverpool and sort yourselves out with them.

Utterly crap computer with no sound on it at work, plus the clip is running jumpy. Can you tell me what happens on it please? 29091[/snapback] Haway then!

Same here. Although the press would probably find some way of pointing to it being something to do with him signing for lowly Newcastle.

Just looking on the mackem board there and they're getting charged 48 notes a ticket for their match at Chelsea this weekend. Apparently this isn't even a "Category A" match, for which they're charging over 50 quid a ticket (presumably that'll be what we get charged). Someone (the FA? the Premier League?) should be looking into pricing practices because that is absolutely obscene for a ticket to a Premiership football match. Fair play to any mackems that pay 48 quid and travel down to what is almost a certain defeat this weekend.

Is that Liverpool's net spend? Sounds a hell of a lot to me.

London doesn't really do cheap I'm afraid.

The bit covering money paid in dividends to Shepherd & Hall families is worth a look, i don't know much about this but i think the Luque & Owen deals will be on next years accounts, can any accounting genius on here clarify that? 29070[/snapback] Accounting genius reporting for duty. Confirmed.

Utterly crap computer with no sound on it at work, plus the clip is running jumpy. Can you tell me what happens on it please?

Nails.

So who'll play? Anderson or Collingwood?

I'm canny at curling off a bloody great big piece of log myself, but you don't see me going on telly doing it.

We're definitely gonna need a new left back in Jan. It'll be freezing so I expect Babayaro to be particularly "injury-prone" at the time.

Aye, open top bus thing. It's been planned since before the last test though, I think.

Not that big into cheese personally. Although I like the smoked Austrian stuff that comes in red sausage cellophane.

The shame Maybe he thought his basketball shirt would convince them. 29031[/snapback] Remember on that programme when he was starstruck after meeting some bird off WWE. What a prick.

I s'pose everyone on here will have one (really quite comforting) consolation if we do fail to win! 29023[/snapback] Tsk.

I thought Jenas was poor against Fulham tbh.

Laugh it up lads. 9 to 1. Nine. To. One.

But if we draw at the Oval, we'd win the series. 29011[/snapback] Oh yeah. Good adder-upperer me you know.

Your sig's working now. Tbh.

Actually it wouldn't be funny cos I've got England at 9/1 to win the series.