Gemmill

Older than old tbh.

Am I wasting my time with The Assassination of Richard Nixon, or is it any good?

Sounds like it could be an abcess. My mate got one once, rang me to say his "face was a bit swollen". I went round his house later and he answered the door looking like he was storing a basketball in his cheek.

Shame cos we might have got some more cash for him if he somehow turned it on in Germany. Having said that though, you'd have to pity the lad who missed out in place of Luque, given how crap he's been this season. He's only got himself to blame if you ask me. Unlucky with the injury, but since he came back he's looked uninterested.

"That's right......just drop the £50 in there...good lad...."

"And for my next trick....."

I'd say it would be a perfect read for someone who watches bid-up tv.

You and peasepud so far. You can't miss him, he looks like a pig on stilts.

Owned by the judge-turned book critic.

I'm just demo-ing stuff here. I'll take it to the other thread if it works. That one's off the list.

So wait a minute. Does this prove that it's a scam or not? I'm confused as to times of meetings etc. Sorry to come over all Ronan.

Cheets mate, shall have a look today. 117262[/snapback] You don't even know how hard they are yet!?

Can I suggest Moby Dick?

They'll all be back on Monday morning when they get into work, checking on what will no doubt be the crushing disappointment that is the climax of the thread.

Sophie's back!

Oi!

Approaching 20,000 views.

Thing is like, I've heard loads about him, but I've honestly never seen him play. 117178[/snapback] Nah, me neither. Can't stop scoring in the Dutch league is all I know. We'll make a Tommasson of him yet. 117182[/snapback] I've seen him in a couple of domestic and European games for Feyernoord and a couple of Dutch internationals. He really looks like a top player, strong and prolific. Don't think you can compare him to Tomasson tbh as Kuyt is more mature and already captain of one of the top teams in the Dutch league. He is at least the calibre we should be looking at to replace Shearer. 117210[/snapback] I just meant that if anyone can derail his career, we can, you dopey get. 117211[/snapback] I actually know what you meant, I just wanted to state that I think why there is the (highly unrealistic) possibility why we would not be able to derail his career, you fat, debtridden bastid. 117215[/snapback] Debtridden as an insult eh? Very good! 117217[/snapback] Well, to me an accountant who can't control his finances is as competent as an obese nutritionist... 117228[/snapback] I'm not paid to control my finances. And I don't have to announce them to prospective employees in the same way that an obese nutritionist would have to "announce" his obesity.

If Boro win the UEFA Cup it'll be easier for Newcastle to attract good players? Problem in your logic tbh.

Tenner says sammy takes that comment seriously and goes off on one.

Aye that's them. And yep, that was my official title.

Thing is like, I've heard loads about him, but I've honestly never seen him play. 117178[/snapback] Nah, me neither. Can't stop scoring in the Dutch league is all I know. We'll make a Tommasson of him yet. 117182[/snapback] I've seen him in a couple of domestic and European games for Feyernoord and a couple of Dutch internationals. He really looks like a top player, strong and prolific. Don't think you can compare him to Tomasson tbh as Kuyt is more mature and already captain of one of the top teams in the Dutch league. He is at least the calibre we should be looking at to replace Shearer. 117210[/snapback] I just meant that if anyone can derail his career, we can, you dopey get. 117211[/snapback] I actually know what you meant, I just wanted to state that I think why there is the (highly unrealistic) possibility why we would not be able to derail his career, you fat, debtridden bastid. 117215[/snapback] Debtridden as an insult eh? Very good!

Thing is like, I've heard loads about him, but I've honestly never seen him play. 117178[/snapback] Nah, me neither. Can't stop scoring in the Dutch league is all I know. We'll make a Tommasson of him yet. 117182[/snapback] I've seen him in a couple of domestic and European games for Feyernoord and a couple of Dutch internationals. He really looks like a top player, strong and prolific. Don't think you can compare him to Tomasson tbh as Kuyt is more mature and already captain of one of the top teams in the Dutch league. He is at least the calibre we should be looking at to replace Shearer. 117210[/snapback] I just meant that if anyone can derail his career, we can, you dopey get.

Would tie in with your Hiddink theory (assuming you weren't taking the piss) which would be a very nice outcome indeed. 117198[/snapback] No, I wasn't taking the piss about Hiddink. I have no insider knowledge - other than the cheese, of course - but I would give wor lass multiple orgasms if he did end up here. 117201[/snapback] I reckon she can rest easy tbh. Even if it is Hiddink.

Your infidel asses are grass tbh.