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I wonder whether Sven'll try experimenting with his formations in friendlies from now on, instead of qualifiers, the fecking tit. Might have been an idea to find out that England can't play this formation when the result didn't matter eh, Sven?

That's it Sven, bring on Hargreaves. He'll turn the game on its head.

C-words.

If you can admit to eating chick pea curries, coming out to your parents should be a doddle, Sammy. 29491[/snapback] Want to bet? I got some beads and string and made a frigging bead necklace at the breakfast table once and mine still didn't twig. 29523[/snapback] Have you tried a pearl necklace at the breakfast table?

The alarms are going and we've been told to shut all windows. I LOVE working in Teesside.

I see the one that hardly anyone's heard of won it then. There's a turn up for the books.

and emmmmm NO! 29489[/snapback] I'm funnier than you'll ever be, you lanky bastard! 29494[/snapback] ....he said, stretching his braces. 29501[/snapback] You manage that none-handed, you fat jabber. 29509[/snapback] That was more Hale and Pace, tbh.

I should be around before the game definitely, and maybe after. Downstairs in the Trent again?

and emmmmm NO! 29489[/snapback] I'm funnier than you'll ever be, you lanky bastard! 29494[/snapback] ....he said, stretching his braces.

If you can admit to eating chick pea curries, coming out to your parents should be a doddle, Sammy. 29491[/snapback] They're chickpea vindaloos, naturally! 29493[/snapback] Well 'ard!

Two posts in and you've digressed, you fucking numpty 29486[/snapback] What's up with your avatar anyway? Is that one of your watercolours, you screaming hom? 29487[/snapback] You're the one with the arty avatar you ponce! It's Falcao, star of the 1982 Brazil World Cup side (played with Junior, Zico, Socrates). He scored one of the goals against Italy in their 3-2 defeat that year. He was the one who's face/neck looked like it was going to explode as he celebrated the goal. Stick with me kid, you might learn something. 29490[/snapback] It may well be Falcao, but it's all pixellated. Looks like you've painted it. Anyway my avatar is cool, and you've RUINED snakehips' thread.

If you can admit to eating chick pea curries, coming out to your parents should be a doddle, Sammy.

Two posts in and you've digressed, you fucking numpty 29486[/snapback] What's up with your avatar anyway? Is that one of your watercolours, you screaming hom?

Went to a Paul Weller acoustic set where he did In the Crowd a couple of years ago and it sounded class.

Mags, do you not find most of the cheese in American supermarkets to be totally lacking in any flavour? It's just like chewy rubber most of it.

Quoted for truth 29460[/snapback] Jesus wept! 29461[/snapback] Christ on a bike tbh 29462[/snapback] Whoosh! IMHO. 29463[/snapback] Get these two on board, Pud. Finally a comedy duo to rival Cannon and Ball.

Bush has announced that he'll be running his own inquiry into the response to Hurricane Katrina, and he's appointed Dick Cheney to head it up. I'm sure that'll leave no stone unturned then.

Someone clocked him on a night out with you I'm guessing. 29476[/snapback] You think you're sooooooo funny, don't you?

On the hot curry thing - I worked away with this massive fat geezer once and we went for a curry. Anyway, he was calling me soft for getting a tikka massala and all that business. He then ordered himself a vindaloo or whatever it was and sat dripping sweat onto his plate for the next half hour, with a bright red face, shovelling it in. It blatantly wasn't enjoyable, the fat gibbon.

You TOTAL FREAK!

Excuse YOU!

"TURN UP THE MICROPHONE and feed me I'm a beast MC's and they beats is what I eat, 16 I'll leave you in the street My rhymes are sicker than gangrene in both feet It's spreadin up the leg, and headed for the head" Djimi's signature. Sheer poetry.

That's awful and unfortunately it doesn't sound too good. Hope he turns up safe and well though.

To be fair to Owen, his international goalscoring record stands up to anyone's and in a qualifying campaign I wouldn't be dropping him for Defoe. Friendlies are fine for giving Defoe a go.

Do you seriously think that the word now begins with a k though?